Dear Amazon,
I find it creepy that you email me suggestions for future purchases based on my past searches. Stop stalking me.
-Old school customer
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Dear PMS,
Stop it. You must be the source of my grouchiness. It is uncalled for.
-Jenjen
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Dear NEY,
My month board is more active than you. Just sayin'.
Love,
A Bored Knottie