sorry...i am grumpy and just finished my night shift at a college bar. yes ladies it does exist. (although i am sure all of you ladies know this i really need to rant).
no your drink is not a used car- you cant bargain for a better price. while i am sure it is nice that you just got your neather regions waxed, i don't want to see it! when someone tells you to leave, don't agrue. you have obviously done something stupid ie puking on the bar, hitting another customer, stumbling over drunk, or trying to steal a tip jar. i will smile when i damn well feel like it! don't tell me to do so, i don't come to your place of business and harrass you. By 12:30am i dont care, yes that is right wave you credit card in my face all you want- i don't care, and waving money doesn't make it any better. we will actually ignore you for this, because there are other people ahead of you. we know that you are there waiting, we do have eyes, but we also see the other 50 other people who are waiting with you. if someone is washing dishes they arent serving, it is that simple. you can yell all you want about that long island ice tea that you want but it's not going to help. when someone says they can only pour beer, that doesn't mean ask for a gin and tonic- chances are they are not a bartender, they are a barback and are only allowed to do certain things behind the bar. yes we do remember who tips and who doesn't . if you tip well, you will be remembered if you dont you will to. no it is not funny to ask the girl behind the bar to do jumping jacks or see if she can touch her elbows together behind her back. yes boobs are fun toys but go play with the drunk girl who just waxed, not the sober one behind the bar. yes i would love to take a shot with you, but i can't. that does not mean keep asking, trust me i would love it but i can't, i would be fired. yes my manager would know, it is called security cameras. and as for my coworkers, please do not go through my purse, and then ask questions about why i have medication in it. yes i have to take pills everyday, three times a day. it sucks but it is not something that i care to share with you. no i dont want to discuss it with you, your an old man who throws sh&t at me all night while i am working my ass to make sure you have everything you need to pour the booze all night.
wow i really needed to rant. i do appreciate my job. it is a great college job and i am lucky to have a job i know all of this, but occasionly a nice vent is required.