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Eat This Not That

I love these.  Like the substitutions are anywhere close to the original.  Just say don't eat this.  Don't pretend you're suggesting that you're showing America how to lose weight "while still eating your favorite foods."  If my favorite food is a deep dish Chicago-style pizza (which is gross), let's not pretend it's a 1/2 of a tomato and cheese flatbread.http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/36451/the-best-and-worst-pizzas-in-america/
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Re: Eat This Not That

  • I remember being stupefied when I saw that instead of eating a whopper I should eat a big mac. Shouldn't I technically not eat either of those things?
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  • I prefer the ignorance is bliss theory.
  • Mmmm Bacino's....
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Hold the phone. RED LOBSTER SERVES PIZZA?  Who told them this would be a good idea.  I'm sorry, I can't get past this so I can't comment on this article at all.

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    The nerve!
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  • Red Lobster is one of the healthiest chains?!  Everything I have ever seen there looks like butter soup with a few chunks of fish.
  • The Lobster Pizza is DELICIOUS.  Shrimp cocktail is also good, but not the same.at.all.
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  • I think if I were to ever eat at a Red Lobster New England would force me to take back my R's.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • I'm jumping on hezzer's satisfactionwagon.
  • I used to be all about the Chi-town pizza, but the last couple of years, I've been digging on the regular thin crust style.  now I'm in the mood for a gloopy, cheesy, messy, Chicago style pizza. THANKS A LOT, FALLIN. but yes, I agree.  you can't pretend it's a half of english muffin with tomotoes and fresh cheese.
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  • I refuse to believe anything at Red Lobster is delicious.  Except the biscuits.  My drama teacher used to make us eat at Red Lobster every year on the way to a conference and I have terrible memories of their food.

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    The nerve!
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  • I think if I were to ever eat at a Red Lobster New England would force me to take back my R's. dude, if you cannot go to even enjoy a cheddar bay biscuit then i don't want to know what a life like that is....
  • The biscuits I have had, and can say are delicious. Although, I have only had the knock off versions people make, not any staright from the source. So maybe the delicious biscuits I have eaten are a fraud.
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    For less then ten cents a day, you can feed a hungry child.
  • Mmmm, Red Lobster.  I once ordered the crab fettucine with a side of mashed potatoes....so that I could have a side of carbs with my carbs.  While I ate delicious cheddar bay carbs.
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    "That chick wins at Penises, for sure." -- Fenton
  • RL and Olive Garden are owned by the same company. I was just saying to Mike that some OG salad and breadsticks sounds good.The biscuits have MSG in them, so they  give me a tummyache. Though I've only been in a RL twice, and not by choice.
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  • I love RL biscuits more than life itself. I cannot comprehend people not liking them. While it's not my all time fave, I find RL food to be just fine. Then again, I live 80 gazillion miles from any ocean, so good quality fresh seafood is not something I have a lot of access to.
  • My H doesn't like the biscuits, Olive Garden or PF Chang's. That's why I have a bad-chain-restaurant boyfriend.
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  • Fallin, we can go to PF Chang's and Olive Garden any time you are heading this way.  RL and I are not friends, because I cannot do seafood, but their bicuits are amazing.
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