I love these. Like the substitutions are anywhere close to the original. Just say don't eat this. Don't pretend you're suggesting that you're showing America how to lose weight "while still eating your favorite foods." If my favorite food is a deep dish Chicago-style pizza (which is gross), let's not pretend it's a 1/2 of a tomato and cheese flatbread.
http://health.yahoo.com/experts/eatthis/36451/the-best-and-worst-pizzas-in-america/