I know that a question like this can hit on touchy stuff, but I was just wondering if anyone would like to talk about the worst wedding they have attended. Here, it is not really to save others from horrific choices (I think most of the TK crowd has some sense) but it might be entertaining. I have one, and a second runner up:
1. Bride, wearing a very nice dress was drunk pretty much through out the event. BM's looked like streetwalkers, only with less fashion sense. They were in super short, super tight, orange sequined dresses - really. The groom smelled bad, again not kidding and was also drunk, though less so than the bride. The parents of bride and groom got in a loud four way argument at the reception, where the groom played grab ass with one of the guests. There was more, but we don't have all night.
2. Bride followed weeks of acting like a bridezilla stereotype from the depths of hell to a wedding where guests stood through a 45 minute ceremony, and a lot of people could not see because it was so crowded. MOH was almost in tears at the ceromony, not from joy but from being treated like sh-t for weeks. She threatened to walk shortly before the wedding, which had finally shut the evil bride the h-ll up. BM's were not in much better shape. Bride announced loudly after the vows and before the reception that her mom was dressed like a whore (mom was total MILF material, I think bride had a big issue with that). Reception was almost "cash everything" bu which I mean a charge for some "extra" food items. Again, there was more but time is an issue...