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This is why you're fat.

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 ... so I shouldn't go get Panda Express for lunch?
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 Seriously though. Some of that stuff looks absolutely revolting.
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 I just came across a bacon mug filled with cheese.  Whatthefuck.

But every time I see cake balls I'm like HEY.  THOSE ARE CUTE LITTLE TREATS.  lol.
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 Oh I'd like to try the Guiness chocolate pudding.
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 I don't think I have ever had any of that stuff and I am still fat. The bacon mug made me want to puke though.
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 Oh fuckme.  This one:

Cadbury Creme Eggs Benedict

Sliced doughnuts topped with brownie mix, melted Cadbury Creme Eggs and frosting, garnished with red sprinkles and served with fried pound cake chunks.

 

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 Mmmm chocolate chip cookie dough cheescake looks pretty good. Some of that stuff is just nasty looking. Pulled pork and mashed potato parfait? Um no thanks!

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 I can't even see these at work, but based on what you've posted, I would totally eat a pulled pork and mashed potato parfait. Wouldn't that just be pork and potatoes, stylized a bit?

I'm not going to lie, I'm going to eat dessert with lunch today. For sure.
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 Oh SICK!!

Picnic Popsicles

Bacon cheeseburger chunks, ketchup, mustard and onion frozen in strawberry KoolAid.

I've got to quit reading this!

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 I feel like I could try all of these things at the MN State Fair this August.
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I don't think I have ever had any of that stuff and I am still fat. The bacon mug made me want to puke though.
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This. Quite a few of those items are scaring me, actually.

When I was in school, it was like a delicacy for people to take a mars bar down to the local chippy and have them put it in the fryer. For me, if I have a mars bar, it *has* to be fun size. I already feel sick if I eat a full size bar.

I used to get teased because I didn't want a deep fried chocolatey caramely nougaty mess.
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 I think the bacon bouquet would be a perfect V-day gift. Nothing says I love you like bacon.
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 All the poutine is grossing me out.  Deep fried poutine balls, poutine sandwich, poutine cupcakes?

ETA - eggs benedict poutine?!  Who actually eats this?
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I can't even see these at work, but based on what you've posted, I would totally eat a pulled pork and mashed potato parfait. Wouldn't that just be pork and potatoes, stylized a bit? I'm not going to lie, I'm going to eat dessert with lunch today. For sure.
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It just looks nasty:

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 Oh, gag.  I have a girlfriend who works at IHOP and I have to ask her if she's ever served the Who-Cakes. 
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 Poutine calzone... That one looks like a fried vomit burrito to me.
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 I would be all over that poutine sammy.
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 Okay, chocolate covered potato chips are actually the shiit.  Other knotties will definitely agree.
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 Ok, now I'm confused. Tell me how an american pig-in-blanket works, please. Is it really pastry??
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 Pigs in a blanket are usually pastry/phyllo dough wrapped around a little hot dogs.
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 Velveeta fudge squares!??!
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Ahh, okies.

English pigs in blankets are just mini chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon. I couldn't find the right sausage for thanksgiving so I just wrapped a little sausagemeat/stuffing mix in bacon. People couldn't get enough of them, it was funny.

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 There is not a single thing on there so far that even looks halfway appealing to me.  I guess because a majority of them involve chocolate, and chocolate makes me want to puke.
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Velveeta fudge squares!??!
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that is apparently a pretty common thing. The Velveeta makes for a very moist chocolate square and you "can't even taste the processed cheese food"
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Oh, gag.  I have a girlfriend who works at IHOP and I have to ask her if she's ever served the Who-Cakes. 
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin


Those Who-Cakes might be the most terrifying breakfast dish I've ever seen. Those colors do not belong in any food group. And a lollipop on top? WTF?

The sad this is that somewhere, someone saw that on the menu and said, "THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO EAT!" Yuck.

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 Corndog egg?  EWWWW

I think the spaghetti and meatball looking cake on the first page is cute. 


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