WTF Friday. Post 'em if you've got 'em.

tawillers

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baconsmom

This just reminds me of my forensic chemist friend's stories of when they brought "Woodchipper Man" into the ME's office while she was interning. 

It doesn't make me hungry for cake, tell you what. 

(Also, all my WTFery is reserved for publishing news lately, which is boring. Sorry.)

NOLABridesmaid

Here's mine.

My co-counselor asked me to read a note that a teacher took away from a kid. The kid was asking a girl if she wanted to be his side piece. He went on to say that he didn't want another girl friend, but she could be his "side ho."

Yes, that's what it said. Side Ho!

Welcome to 2014. Jesus, take the wheel.

baconsmom

OH! I remembered one:

I have this friend-of-a-friend on FB who's a complete drama queen. Just - everything, all the time.

She's pregnant. It's a GOLD MINE of judginess.

She posted a pic of a Tiffany-themed handgun set yesterday. Tiffany-blue handle on the gun, little Tiffany bag for bullets, all in a Tiffany gift bag. She suggested to her baby-daddy that it should be a "push present". 

There is NO WAY I am ever unfriending her. 

*Barbie*

NOLABridesmaid said:

Here's mine.

My co-counselor asked me to read a note that a teacher took away from a kid. The kid was asking a girl if she wanted to be his side piece. He went on to say that he didn't want another girl friend, but she could be his "side ho."

Yes, that's what it said. Side Ho!

Welcome to 2014. Jesus, take the wheel.

so did she circle yes or no?