Play-doh dickerery.

chibiyui

http://jezebel.com/play-doh-ruins-childhood-with-dick-shaped-extruder-toy-1676410873

Guys, this story is killing me. KILLING ME.

chibiyui

Also guys, the Facebook page is brilliant too
https://www.facebook.com/playdoh/posts/10152996440647915

esstee33

FI showed me this a little while ago and it's hella entertaining.  

AddieCake

Haha!

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JaniV123

I saw this yesterday, I LMAO at the offended parents like seriously, kids will only get it if the adults start making such a fuss. They wont think "oh my mom look at this, it looks like a fallus!" 

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Best comment:  dil-doh.

ohannabelle

Ohmygod, that's too funny. "It ruined Christmas!" Hahahaha!

Maybe I'm a bad parent, but this would have been a Christmas morning hit in my house. We'd have died laughing. 

The link to the dolphin on wheels killed me. Brilliant.

princessofgenovia

I can see how this ruined Christmas.

Kid opens new toy, wants to play with it, parents open it up, Mother discovers dick shaped toy and looses her shit. Mother takes off to social media to dramatically complain about the dick in the box. Kid wants to open more gifts, Mother won't allow it for fear of more hiding penises, and she stays on social media bitching all day. No Christmas dinner is eaten, Mother has lost her damn mind, Kid longs for attention, but Mother is busy can't Kid see that? She is saving the world from dick shaped toys! She has no time for spending time with loved ones on Christmas! Social media must know the horror of the dick toy!!!!

And thus, a dick ruins Christmas.

bride2b71614

Did somebody say...dick in a box?

mrsk616

my one friend on facebook got her daughter this set. she didnt notice the piece until she saw the story on facebook. shes like i dont care im not exchanging it. 

princessofgenovia

mrsk616 said:

my one friend on facebook got her daughter this set. she didnt notice the piece until she saw the story on facebook. shes like i dont care im not exchanging it. 

Go into a retail store this soon after Christmas and have to explain why you're taking away a present from your kid or let the kid play with a dick shaped toy?

Dick shaped toy for the win.

princessofgenovia

bride2b71614 said:

Did somebody say...dick in a box?

I was really hoping someone would get that.

levioosa

In all seriousness though....the amount of explaining pre-production to convince their boss that it was not phallic must have been impressive.  I want those skills. 

lurkergirl

The toy is hilarious, but the upset parents are soooo ridiculous. 

I saw a really funny comment on the buzzfeed article about this that was along the lines of, "My son was born with a phallic object attached to his body.  His life is ruined." 

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velvethelicopters

My daughters have this. Seriously, I totally didn't see it until the OMG Christmas is RUINED! fuss started. Even now, meh. I'll snicker at it when they're not around. But since I'm not having to watch Frozen for the 18 billionth time, go ahead and play with your extruding dil-doh, children of mine.

VulgarGirl

That looks like a really small dil-doh though. And a I know a thing or two about dil-dohs.

velvethelicopters

Oh lord. Play doh has released a replacement option for the dil-doh. It's totally a butt plug. It's way more blatant that the dil-doh.

Granted, those who had Christmas ruined by the dil-doh probably don't know butt plugs exist.

Gregandheather2013

My brother got my daughter one for Christmas and I have been playing with hit since Christmas and didn't even realize it looked like that til I saw it on the news.

mrsk616

princessofgenovia said:

mrsk616 said:

my one friend on facebook got her daughter this set. she didnt notice the piece until she saw the story on facebook. shes like i dont care im not exchanging it. 

Go into a retail store this soon after Christmas and have to explain why you're taking away a present from your kid or let the kid play with a dick shaped toy?

Dick shaped toy for the win.

she also said he daughter didnt notice, and said if she did notice she might. she said she just laughed and blew it off (ok that came out wrong)

velvethelicopters

pinkrevenge said:

My daughter is never allowed to play with or look at anything even a little bit phallic. No toys, no towers, no monuments, nothing. All bananas and hotdogs will be discreetly brought into the house and chopped up while she's napping / away so as not to ruin her.

I want to protect my baby so that on her wedding night she can look upon her naked husband and cry out "What the fuck is that? What is that thing?! OMG, WTF and you want to touch me with it??" as God intended.

Can't play flute either. This one time at band camp.....

JaniV123

velvethelicopters said:

Oh lord. Play doh has released a replacement option for the dil-doh. It's totally a butt plug. It's way more blatant that the dil-doh. Granted, those who had Christmas ruined by the dil-doh probably don't know butt plugs exist.

link?! LOL this whole story is hilarious

velvethelicopters

http://consumerist.com/2014/12/31/play-doh-will-replace-phallic-toy-frosting-extruders-on-request/

Originally saw it on Play doh FB page, the picture of the butt plug, I mean completely non sexual replacement extruder is what they released.

VulgarGirl

Yep that's a butt plug.

VulgarGirl

@pinkrevenge‌ that's how my mom raised me and why I'm the proud lesbian you see before you. I saw one penis and ran screaming into the night. Decided vaginas were a better plan.

Eta: auto correct changed lesbian to lesson.

velvethelicopters

MagicInk said:

@pinkrevenge‌ that's how my mom raised me and why I'm the proud lesbian you see before you. I saw one penis and ran screaming into the night. Decided vaginas were a better plan.

Eta: auto correct changed lesbian to lesson.

May I PLEASE use you as an example of how clearly God intended lesbians?