Paying to crash someone's wedding

FrenchHouseCat

My favorite is that they registered for CrossFit sessions in every city that they are honeymooning in.

novella1186

levioosa said:

levioosa said:

YOU GUYS ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. THE WEDDING IS HAPPENING LIKE RIGHT NOW. BUY YOUR TICKETS.

Is that what they put on facebook? Because I thought that the "weddings" were in June.

Oops, my bad.  She was at a friend's wedding tonight.  Although a multi-state PPD would really have been the cherry on top of this clusterfuck.  

ETA:  She wore a long white dress to her friend's wedding.  She just posted a picture.  

I just gasped but then remembered that no, my BSC sister is not getting married. This isn't her. 

FiancB

I can't find the article. Heeeelp. 

julieanne912

Just don't google "couple charging to crash wedding"... it'll bring up a bunch of sad articles about brides and grooms who died in car crashes near/after their wedding.

cupcait927

@FiancB copy and paste from @esstee3's post That'll get you where you need to go.

FiancB

julieanne912 said:

Just don't google "couple charging to crash wedding"... it'll bring up a bunch of sad articles about brides and grooms who died in car crashes near/after their wedding.

this is what I did at first. Now I'm sad. Thanks @cupcait927

KatieinBkln

Lol Crossfit.

lovesclimbing

They have a wedding TRAILER?  Narcissistic much? 

And the article said something about how he's a designer of some sort which explains why their website looks like that.  Really?  I don't think the design is all that great actually.  Way too much blank space which means way too much scrolling to get all the info.

dolewhipper

This is narcissism at it's finest.

"AS SEEN ON THRILLIST.COM" Ugh.

monkeysip

I really think this has to be the WORST crap we've ever seen.

And of course, ONE of their weddings is a Catholic wedding.  

levioosa

It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.  

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding."  And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple.  It's seriously too much.  

hellohkb

levioosa said:

It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.  

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding."  And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple.  It's seriously too much.  

They sound like literally the most annoying people in all of history. I just opened this thread up as well as just found their wedding website (and the article) and I groaned out loud like 39 times.

THEY ARE THE WORST.

allispain

levioosa said:

It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.  

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding."  And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple.  It's seriously too much.  

Gag.

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VulgarGirl

levioosa said:

It's like every time I log onto FB, there's something else.  

She posted that she had a great time at the bridal shower for her "Minnesota wedding."  And she hash tags everything # jandcforever # powercouple.  It's seriously too much.  

Excuse me this is a power couple:

They are obnoxious attention whores whose parents did not give them enough attention apparently.

VulgarGirl

pinkrevenge said:

Also I'd bet their entrance fee that they divorce in the next five years.

Don't worry...they'll let you pay to crash the divorce proceedings as well.

#foreverwastoolong #singlebitches #hahanoprenup!

cstar1015

I'm embarassed to share my wedding date with them.

flantastic

cstar1015 said:

I'm embarassed to share my wedding date with them.

Who knows? Maybe you don't. We don't know which one is the actual wedding, do we?

Knottie42669964

I always wonder how people like this find each other and how they have friends. I'm about to throw up over their wedding trailer. 

cstar1015

@flantastic -- oooo, fair. But one of them shares my date. And that's blegh enough for me

santiago2615

What the actual F???

flutteringinfl

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

VulgarGirl

flutteringinfl said:

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

Well that's when you start the divorce train.

levioosa

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

Well that's when you start the divorce train.

No, no, no.  They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling." 

louxnoelle

levioosa said:

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

Well that's when you start the divorce train.

No, no, no.  They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling." 

And then reunite a month or so later … with another few weddings.

hellohkb

louxnoelle said:

levioosa said:

MagicInk said:

flutteringinfl said:

So I know they're planning on having like three "weddings," but eventually, they have to stop getting married. They seem to thrive so much on engagement-based attention. What's going to happen when they have to stop getting married?

Well that's when you start the divorce train.

No, no, no.  They're the type to call it a "conscious uncoupling." 

And then reunite a month or so later … with another few weddings.

With some vow renewals to follow!

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