Can we do this again? Never Have I Ever....

minskat30

Never have I ever violently (i.e., not playfully) and intentionally hit someone.  

Swazzle

Never have I ever called off an engagement. 

LizzyTish88

Never have I ever actually played this game..

minskat30

Swazzle said:

Never have I ever called off an engagement. 

I'm going to "love" this but only because my Dad made me return little Timmy's mother's engagement ring when he proposed to me in Kindergarten and I said "maybe" at the time to keep the ring.   

Swazzle

minskat30 said:

Swazzle said:

Never have I ever called off an engagement. 

I'm going to "love" this but only because my Dad made me return little Timmy's mother's engagement ring when he proposed to me in Kindergarten and I said "maybe" at the time to keep the ring.   

You dirty little heartbreaker! 

minskat30

Swazzle said:

minskat30 said:

Swazzle said:

Never have I ever called off an engagement. 

I'm going to "love" this but only because my Dad made me return little Timmy's mother's engagement ring when he proposed to me in Kindergarten and I said "maybe" at the time to keep the ring.   

You dirty little heartbreaker! 

It is true.  



In fairness, H's proposal is the only proposal I've outright said "yes" to... and little Timmy's mother's ring was quite a stunner.  

speakeasy14

Never have I ever sharted in public

GoldenPenguin

@speakeasy14

MissKittyDanger

speakeasy14 said:

Never have I ever sharted in public

In my defense of the "love it" ... I had a stomach flu and was in the hospital. And died of embarrassment!

GoldenPenguin

I mean, I full on SHIT my pants. In my new car. As I was driving it home from the dealership - I'm talking, not even five minutes off the lot. I'm not defending ANYTHING. 

The sharting was another time.

minskat30

GoldenPenguin said:

I mean, I full on SHIT my pants. In my new car. As I was driving it home from the dealership - I'm talking, not even five minutes off the lot. I'm not defending ANYTHING. 

The sharting was another time.

I  you.  

LizzyTish88

GoldenPenguin said:

I mean, I full on SHIT my pants. In my new car. As I was driving it home from the dealership - I'm talking, not even five minutes off the lot. I'm not defending ANYTHING. 

The sharting was another time.

This..except my car wasn't new. I was on the way home from a post surgery appt with no stomach control after getting my gallbladder out. 

speakeasy14

@GoldenPenguin

minskat30

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

GoldenPenguin

minskat30 said:

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

RLOL. Every. single. day. 

*brraaaappppp* Me: "VIOLET!" (to which she gives me a dirty look.)

labro

Jstump2 said:

Never have I ever taken someone's virginity.

Does it count if you take each other's virginity at the same time?

minskat30

GoldenPenguin said:

minskat30 said:

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

RLOL. Every. single. day. 

*brraaaappppp* Me: "VIOLET!" (to which she gives me a dirty look.)

labro

Never have I ever pooped while my SO was in the bathroom with me.

labro

Never have I ever emailed or texted naked photos of myself.

Swazzle

minskat30 said:

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

True story: I had a bunch of friends over to watch an away Devils game earlier this year. H and I were on one couch with Lucy and our friends were on the other couch. I was SO tired and borderline dozing off, completely forgetting we had company and I tooted SO FUCKING LOUD. I immediately blurted out: "LUCILLE!" and the poor thing slunk off the couch like she actually did it (she gets embarrassed when she farts). I have no idea if my cover was blown or if only H knew to this day. 

Jstump2

@labro I'd say that still counts!

minskat30

Swazzle said:

minskat30 said:

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

True story: I had a bunch of friends over to watch an away Devils game earlier this year. H and I were on one couch with Lucy and our friends were on the other couch. I was SO tired and borderline dozing off, completely forgetting we had company and I tooted SO FUCKING LOUD. I immediately blurted out: "LUCILLE!" and the poor thing slunk off the couch like she actually did it (she gets embarrassed when she farts). I have no idea if my cover was blown or if only H knew to this day. 

Ok, I just cracked up so loudly while reading this that I woke Rajah up and he started barking.  H blames his farts on Raj sometimes I think (not 100% certain who the guilty party is)...H also blamed Raj for the smell in the car a few days ago but I fessed up that it was me and I needed a shower.  I thought pregnant women were supposed to be glowing and feminine...instead I'm a farting, sweating, burping, non-poop going mess of indigestion.  

MissKittyDanger

GoldenPenguin said:

I mean, I full on SHIT my pants. In my new car. As I was driving it home from the dealership - I'm talking, not even five minutes off the lot. I'm not defending ANYTHING. 

The sharting was another time.

Were you sick or just too stoked to drive the car? lol

minskat30

Never have I ever told my SO my weight (size, yes, weight, never).  I make him turn his back when we go to the OB for my check-ins too.  

GoldenPenguin

Swazzle said:

minskat30 said:

Never have I ever blamed a fart on my dog or any other pet (though I may have been tempted to). 

True story: I had a bunch of friends over to watch an away Devils game earlier this year. H and I were on one couch with Lucy and our friends were on the other couch. I was SO tired and borderline dozing off, completely forgetting we had company and I tooted SO FUCKING LOUD. I immediately blurted out: "LUCILLE!" and the poor thing slunk off the couch like she actually did it (she gets embarrassed when she farts). I have no idea if my cover was blown or if only H knew to this day. 

One of my most favorite stories of all time RLOL

Swazzle

@minskat30 - If it's a silent one, H ALWAYS asks "Was that you or her?"

I should probably be ashamed that I'm as stinky as the dog but I own that shit. 

You're allowed to smell and look any way and still be gorgeous right now! 

speakeasy14

To be fair, I did say sharted, which means fart and little poop comes out.  But the pooping your pants stories are glorious!

labro

Never have I ever gotten a traffic ticket for anything other than speeding.

GoldenPenguin

MissKittyDanger said:

GoldenPenguin said:

I mean, I full on SHIT my pants. In my new car. As I was driving it home from the dealership - I'm talking, not even five minutes off the lot. I'm not defending ANYTHING. 

The sharting was another time.

Were you sick or just too stoked to drive the car? lol

Oh, I was devistatingly sick lol 

My favorite part of the story is that when we got home, I went straight into the bathroom to get in the shower. H (then FI) came and stuck his head in the bathroom and was like "Do you need anything?" My response: "Yes. I need to you to go away and not look at me for a while." 

labro

Never have I ever "forgotten" to eat a meal.