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labro · May 2016

Dear In-Laws,

I'm sorry for flaunting Callie in front of you when you clearly have raging grandparent fever. Sorrynotsorry but no grandchildren are coming from this ute any time soon.

Love,
Your one and only Daughter-in-law

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Dear NEY,

I feel so so lame this week and I wish I could chat more!! I miss you guys!

Love,
LaBro

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Dear weather,

You are actually the worst. I just want to get out and do things and I can't.

No love,
Sick of the gloom

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Dear H,

I love you so so much and I really appreciate all the work you've done this week! I can't wait for our lives to go back to normal next week!!!

I'm in serious need of some us time and a date night!

Love always,

Me

AlPacina · May 2016

Dear nose,

I'm sorry that last night I tried a drop of BF's new hot sauce on my finger and then picked you.

It was stupid and I sincerely apologize.

minskat30 · May 2016

Dear Work,

Seriously. WTF. I just went to the bathroom for the first time after waking up because of all the meetings...this is not ok for a pregnant lady. Please ease up...this stress is a lot to handle at this point.

-Good Little Worker 99% of the Time

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Dear Ani,

I know you love how warm and cozy it is in there and doing acrobatics but the doctor and I want you engaged head down in my pelvis...like pronto. Get there.

-Your Mother Who Doesn't Want a C-Section

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Dear H,

Thanks for telling me that the dog we saw ran over today wasn't dead when you drove back home after dropping me off at work. I'm still not sure it wasn't a lie but I'm going to pretend it was the truth.

And thanks for making me laugh and drying my tears this afternoon when we had to get the surprise ultrasound to check on Miss Ani's position. That said, this is totally your kid and she's difficult already...I'm blaming you (lovingly).

-Your W

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

@AlPacina I'm cringing for you

speakeasy14 · May 2016

@AlPacina

Image: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/hodi8whez1pjzxwgzs2r.gif

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Dear Coworkers,

My desk is not the office dumping grounds. If you don't want something, get rid of it yourself.

I'm not the maid!

Signed, annoyed coworker

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Dear Bf,

I will be making you this cake.

Love your PITA, emotional, temper throwing GF

P.S. Though once you find out your birthday gift I'm sure you'll forget all about my crazy moments.

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Dear TIU team,

Thank you for making me fit. Even if I'm walking like a penguin today.

Image: http://cdn.mamamia.com.au/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/31100523/kristen-bell-flexing2.gif

Swazzle · May 2016

Dear Bits and Pieces,
If you could do something, that'd be great. I never thought I'd actually want a period, but here I am. KTHX.

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Dear H,
You're the best partner in life I could have ever asked for

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Dear Mom,
I did not gain 1.2 lbs because my body is "nesting."

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

Dear paper work on my desk;

Please do yourself. I really don't want to do you

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Attn July 4th

Move your butt so I can sign up for my course! I know I'll have 6 months until exam, but honestly I feel like I'll need lots of time

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Dear Matt;

If you're more optimistic, I will be more realistic.
Promise.

xo

[Deleted User] · May 2016

AlPacina said:

Dear nose,
I'm sorry that last night I tried a drop of BF's new hot sauce on my finger and then picked you.
It was stupid and I sincerely apologize.

Ded.

[Deleted User] · May 2016

Dear H,

Thank you for standing up for me and being on my side. It made me feel 1000x better after this horrible weekend.

Love,
Your W

Dear ILs,

Right now, you can go fuck yourselves. kthxbai.

No love,
Your DIL

Dear Callie,

You make me smile so hard. I can't wait to play with you tonight. But also please sleep through the night just once and I'll let you play with Maddux's bowls.

Love,
Mommy

Dear sod,

GROW GROW GROW!!!!

GoldenPenguin · May 2016

Dear @labro,

Thank you for being a wonderful hostess last weekend! You & your H are such wonderful people, and I absolutely LOVED spending time with you! My H misses his girlfriend VERY much.

Let's plan another visit soon!

Love,
GP & Mr. GP

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Dear @southernpeach89,

I had so much fun with you, Callie, and your H on Friday! I'm sending you big, giant, mega hugs for your IL issues - you are one of the sweetest people I've ever met, and you are an absolutely AMAZING momma to Callie, so methinks your ILs are just jerks.

Love,
GP

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Dear @AlPacina,

Your poor nose! Also, I miss you - I'm gonna text you shortly

Love,
GP

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Dear @TwoDimes,

Did you hate your surprise?? Why no AW?!

Sadface,
GP

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Dear work,

Sorry I'm being unproductive today. I really should have taken the day off to recover from the trip. I need a nap and MOAR PUPPY SNUGS.

No love,
Me.

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Dear H,

You are the best husband I could ever ask for. I had such an amazing first anniversary trip with you, and love you even more, which I didn't even know was possible. Seriously, just the best.

Love,
Your Wife

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Dear NEY,

I miss you!! I've been a creepy lurker, so I know things that are happening, but I've really been trying to focus on work while at work. I hope you all enjoy the creepy love its I hand out

XOXO
Always & forever your GP

labro · May 2016

GoldenPenguin said:

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Dear @TwoDimes,

Did you hate your surprise?? Why no AW?!

Sadface,
GP

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Ooopsies! Someone has not been a very good friend.

I miss you so much already and Cinders is VERY DEPRESSED! She misses Mr. GP and my ILs are no replacement at all!! She's been so down in the dumps. I've been comforting her with the delicious treats you bought her at the Charlotte airport!

[Deleted User] · May 2016

@GoldenPenguin I LOVE YOU! I'm so glad I got to meet you IRL and your H and that you both got to meet Callie. I had a blast with you both and it definitely made up for the shit I had to deal with the rest of the weekend. I hope I get to meet Vi and Bruschi soon and I'm SO glad you got to meet Maddux too lol!

labro · May 2016

Dear Cards Against Humanity,

This bag had better be as fucking amazing as it looks online.

https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/

I'm SO excited for June now!!!

Love,

Another paying customer

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

Dear Angel;

I do love how you know when your mama is a bit frazzled, and your idea of comforting is sleeping on my pillow, wrapped around my head .... bit the hair eating has to stop. I had a shower, I'm on the ball with that.

Thanks for the thought though!

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Dear Penny

You are such a nut and I love this morning how you made me giggle by standing up against the bed to paw at my hands.
You're so fascinating to watch some times lol

GoldenPenguin · May 2016

southernpeach89 said:

@GoldenPenguin I LOVE YOU! I'm so glad I got to meet you IRL and your H and that you both got to meet Callie. I had a blast with you both and it definitely made up for the shit I had to deal with the rest of the weekend. I hope I get to meet Vi and Bruschi soon and I'm SO glad you got to meet Maddux too lol!

OMG HOW COULD I FORGET MADDUX?!?! Such a giant lump of love, that one! Vi & Bruschi & Brady are always happy to welcome visitors

MissKittyDanger · May 2016

@labro omg that looks hilariously awesome

Peaseblossom55 · May 2016

Dear NEY,

I miss you all so much. I lurk every evening. I guess I have no life. :-)

peaseblossom

Dear weather,

It's supposed to be spring, so I need it to be a little less rainy and a lot warmer.
Thanks,

Ready 4 summer

Dear H,

You are wonderful and amazing. I love you more and more every day and hoping there are more exciting things in our future. If you could sweep and steam the floors this weekend I would be eternally grateful. Also I can't believe it almost 2 years already????

Love,
Your wife