"Elopement package?"

OurWildKingdom

Where do I start? The cash bar alone is enough nope for me.

geebee908

How is it an elopement package if there is a 20-person minimum?

OurWildKingdom

geebee908 said:

How is it an elopement package if there is a 20-person minimum?

My thoughts exactly!

lovesclimbing

geebee908 said:

How is it an elopement package if there is a 20-person minimum?

Same. Someone needs to look up the definition of "elopement" because a wedding for 20 people is not it. 

LondonLisa

I'm more offended by the lackadaisical approach to letter capitalisation and egregious lack of punctuation. What is a 'Veggie Salad butter rolls soda'?


Also, what bride when looking at wedding pamphlets thinks: 'I don't need see what the venue, church or previous weddings look like, but could I per chance get a large picture of the vicar to see if they fit with my vision'?

Speaking of which, is there also a ban on irons in America? His cassock looks like he slept with it under his pillow. #MakeAmericaStarchAgain


ETA: I am fairly sure that they used 'min' when they meant 'max'. The $499 includes food for up to 20 people. Unless they were like 'we are only serving a meal for 20 people, and 20 people only! If it is 21 you have to pay $20 for the extra person. If it is 19, you can fuck right off'. 

sparklepants41

LondonLisa said:

I'm more offended by the lackadaisical approach to letter capitalisation and egregious lack of punctuation. What is a 'Veggie Salad butter rolls soda'?


Also, what bride when looking at wedding pamphlets thinks: 'I don't need see what the venue, church or previous weddings look like, but could I per chance get a large picture of the vicar to see if they fit with my vision'?

Speaking of which, is there also a ban on irons in America? His cassock looks like he slept with it under his pillow. #MakeAmericaStarchAgain

It's "butters rolls" - I would imagine it's some kind of express version of a meal so the couple doesn't have to spend any time thanking their guests or hosting them properly (see: "CASH BAR"). I'm thinking it's a soda made with a vegetable salad (as opposed to a meat salad), with rolls and multiple types of butters mixed in. You drink it, you drop your cash for the couple in the Honeyfund Jar and then you GTFO. 

ETA: If you want the Reverend to iron his robes, that will cost extra, obv. 

LondonLisa

sparklepants41 said:

LondonLisa said:

I'm more offended by the lackadaisical approach to letter capitalisation and egregious lack of punctuation. What is a 'Veggie Salad butter rolls soda'?


Also, what bride when looking at wedding pamphlets thinks: 'I don't need see what the venue, church or previous weddings look like, but could I per chance get a large picture of the vicar to see if they fit with my vision'?

Speaking of which, is there also a ban on irons in America? His cassock looks like he slept with it under his pillow. #MakeAmericaStarchAgain

It's "butters rolls" - I would imagine it's some kind of express version of a meal so the couple doesn't have to spend any time thanking their guests or hosting them properly (see: "CASH BAR"). I'm thinking it's a soda made with a vegetable salad (as opposed to a meat salad), with rolls and multiple types of butters mixed in. You drink it, you drop your cash for the couple in the Honeyfund Jar and then you GTFO. 

ETA: If you want the Reverend to iron his robes, that will cost extra, obv. 

Maybe he thinks that is how you pluralise it, like the plural of 'Attorney General' is 'Attorneys General'. 

cowgirl8238

Sadly, this flyer still promises a better wedding then some I have seen/heard of!