People seem to be exceptionally difficult today, so have some [very very bad] jokes to get over the hump-day hump...
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When is the best time to go to the dentist? Two-thirty.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up 2 fingers, and says "I'd like 5 beers please."
A guy walks into a bar..ouch.
Why can't you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? Because they're always taking things literally.
And my dad's personal favorite...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"