Dear Houston Drivers - learn how to drive! You see that little stick on the side of your steering wheel? It's called a turn signal - please use it! Oh and guy in the green SUV don't honk at me and give me dirty looks because you forgot to get into the left turn lane at the stoplight. Dear Job - I hate you but please stop sucking so hard - I have to keep you for atleast another month and I'd rather not go insane before then Dear H - Thank you for buying pretzels! I made delicious ranch flavored ones out of them! Dear me - You idiot!! How did you forget to bring the delicious pretzels you just made to work??