AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything.

Steph0871

Can we do this? I miss learning things about you girls.

M&M- is your live really as fabulous as it seems? After those work party stories, I always picture you a little like Gossip Girl. but in a good way.

SarahPLiz

I want to know who here doesn't know how to use a garter belt. I am trying to talk my friend through attaching her stockings by text, and I am crying I'm laughing so hard. I just told her to google it. 

Steph0871

I'm not sure I would know... I've never done it? But isn't there just a little clip?

[Deleted User]

I don't know how to use a garter belt. I'm not even sure when to use one.

Also, I don't understand the game.

MeaghanandMichael

Well, i am not going to lie, work is pretty glamorous and super fun. BUT it is a bit sleazy in a Madmen kind of way too. Money doesn't buy class (not that I have any, but the people I am surrounded with do). Mostly the best part of my life is my family and my husband though just like everyone else awwww. Just add pearls, martinis and sick clothes.

SarahPLiz

THere are little clips, and I think that's what's tripping her up. She is cracking me up. I just texted her a how-to video. 

anna.oskar

wtf.

the title of this thread is my initials

MeaghanandMichael

To anyone: How old were you when you lost your v-card? (Inspired by Cupcake's 6th grade bathroom sex quip)

SarahPLiz

Oh, and I wasn't saying everyone should know, I was just wondering. 

Steph0871

Sesh- ask a knottie anything.  Ask someone else who's on anything.

MM failed. She was supposed to ask the next question.

or I fail at starting threads.

MeaghanandMichael

psssh I totally did an open ended sex question. What is more fun than that?

cupcakesfrosting

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[QUOTE]psssh I totally did an open ended sex question. What is more fun than that?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

18, on my 18th Birthday.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]To anyone: How old were you when you lost your v-card? (Inspired by Cupcake's 6th grade bathroom sex quip)
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


1 month shy of 18

anna.oskar

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_aka?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:009c162e-6703-4f0a-bbec-96e9b812fbf4Post:09521b1c-7041-493f-9fa9-04c3662e9306">Re: AKA</a>:
[QUOTE]I want to know who here doesn't know how to use a garter belt. I am trying to talk my friend through attaching her stockings by text, and I am crying I'm laughing so hard. I just told her to google it. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

I learned in 8th grade.  I had a garter belt for one of my theater roles.

amber2123

Meaghan-16....he was 19....It was a good relationship though

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]To anyone: How old were you when you lost your v-card? (Inspired by Cupcake's 6th grade bathroom sex quip)
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>*cough*</div><div>
</div><div>Barely 14.</div>

Steph0871

oops. I didn't see that when I started typing my response.

me? 17. I realized even then that it sucked.

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]Sesh- ask a knottie anything.  Ask someone else who's on anything. MM failed. She was supposed to ask the next question. or I fail at starting threads.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Oh, stupid me. I was thinking AKA as "Also Known As." Ha.

Any--how much longer before FI arrives? I want a picture of you two all happy being reunited!

MeaghanandMichael

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : boob job. I want them smaller, like yesterday.
Posted by Steph0871[/QUOTE]

Does your back hurt? My sister got hers done and she is so much happier now.

amber2123

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[QUOTE]Everyone - Are you on an offboard, chatgroup, fb group, email chain etc with knotties?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]
no, I'm to new and don't really know anybody

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Everyone: If you could have one free procedure done by a plastic surgeon, what would it be?
Posted by amber2123[/QUOTE]

<div>Right now, probably lypo/tummy tuck, whatever makes me skinny.</div>

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]Everyone - Are you on an offboard, chatgroup, fb group, email chain etc with knotties?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>I have quite a few on FB now, but that's it. Unless you count the E WoW guild as an offboard. Lol.</div>

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Everyone: If you could have one free procedure done by a plastic surgeon, what would it be?
Posted by amber2123[/QUOTE]


Not quite plastic surgery, but I'd have the skin on my nose laser-dermed or whatever it's called. I've had more than a few broken noses and although they set properly each time, the skin on my nose is bumpy.  People can't really tell/notice, but i do.

cupcakesfrosting

Everyone: If you could have one free procedure done by a plastic surgeon, what would it be?
I would get lipo, and a breast reduction, or at least a lift so they're not so fricken heavy... They are so uncomfortable.

Everyone - Are you on an offboard, chatgroup, fb group, email chain etc with knotties?
I'm on the SS group. And I'm friends with a lot of Knotties because of it.

anna.oskar

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[QUOTE]Everyone - Are you on an offboard, chatgroup, fb group, email chain etc with knotties?
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]


Not really.  i do the goodreads thing and get email updates from some people.  I FB with a few people but nothing is set up like a formal off board

katiewhompus

Too many questions, I need to work on my tail!!

I was 18 and 3 months. It was 1 week after my high school graduation because I had promised mom I would wait until 1) I was an adult 2) I had graduated. I really wouldn't have changed anything. He was a good guy.

I would get work done on my chin. It has no definition and gives me a double chin if I tilt my head at all down, no matter what my weight is at the time. It makes me very self conscious with pictures

I'm on FB with a bunch of knotties, SP with a few, and Good Reads.

Anysun - does your age difference with your Fi ever weird you out? Ours does at times (like when we realize he was in the Marines before I hit puberty.)

jasmineh7777

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[QUOTE]Everyone: If you could have one free procedure done by a plastic surgeon, what would it be?
Posted by amber2123[/QUOTE]

Liposuction.

and 16. To a total jerkface.

jasmineh7777

Everyone- Favorite Halloween memory?

Steph0871

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: AKA- Ask a Knottie Anything. : Does your back hurt? My sister got hers done and she is so much happier now.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

<div>kills.  I have permanent indents on my shoulders, too, from my bra straps. I know I would qualify for insurance coverage now.  But I could and should really lose quite a bit of weight, so I'll wait until I do that to see if it helps.</div>

amber2123

Everyone-What is one thing that is socially accepted that makes you wanna just freak out and maybe go on a killing rampage...or at lest school people on why it should be different?  I know it's deep but the whole young kids+sex=ok pisses me off

Steph0871

just FB... M&M are you saying there is a super secret offboard I don't know about?

Next question- how many guys (or girls) have you kissed? sexed with?