Laugh of the day

MISSCOURTNEY20

One of my coworkers was telling me about a convo that she was having with her bf. She told him that her uncle made the syrup that they were having for breakfast. He said "Really? Your uncle can make syrup? Well I have an uncle who can make crack!!"

That gave me a good belly laugh! Anybody else have a good laugh today?

SarahPLiz

HA! I love that!

Here's a FB status from a male friend. I almost cried when I read it:

My roommate scrawled this note on a piece of cardboard and shoved it into my bag of tater tots in the freezer. "I drunkenly ate your tater tots. Ooops. And I f*cked Susan Sarandon. It was like wrapping myself in a blanket of vagina. (The tater tots, not Susan)" Best. Note. Ever.

Single guys are so funny

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I have an uncle who used to have a pot plant as big as a freaking Christmas tree in my grandparent's backyard in the 80s.  He named the plant Alexander.

Then someone stole Alexander and my uncle got pissed, because he lost a ton of money, a ton of good weed to smoke, and pride.  Plus he couldn't report it to the police.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Sarah - here's a FB post from one of my fb friends today:

we watched Paranormal Activity last night and I was totally freaked out until the "view alternate ending" part came on. if its a true story how is the endings so diff? Esp if the police found Micah and it was all video recorded??

staceytaylor0704

Wow to all these... LOL

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]AATB, some people just don't get it. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

I tried to explain to her that it was fake.  "But it says based on a true story?"  ...ugh

NatesGirl16

Unicorn. Sweatshirt.

MISSCOURTNEY20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : I tried to explain to her that it was fake.  "But it says based on a true story?"  ...ugh
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

AATB, sweetie, you gotta find some more friends!! For real, for real!!!

staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : AATB, sweetie, you gotta find some more friends!! For real, for real!!!
Posted by MISSCOURTNEY20[/QUOTE]

haha. I love misscourtney.

[Deleted User]

So this isn't really a "belly laugh" kind of funny but I just wish she would have posted this on TK. A family friend posted this on FB today:

To all my family and friends our Save the Dates are out... If you dont get one it's only becasue you didnt send me your address. Our deposit is down on our cruise and we will be sailing April 4-8th... We would love to have you join us!!! Please let me know if you want more details!!!

I hate that I forgot to send her my address....

Then I checked out her wedding website and if anyone "wants to come" it will be $488.07 to be booked by January. FYI.

Shoot, I guess I'll have to miss out.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

I love misscourtney too.  Ha!

My friends are a bunch of dumbasses.

MISSCOURTNEY20

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : haha. I love misscourtney.
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

Love ya too! And you make it pretty easy cause you have my sister's name with the "E"!!! LOL!!!

MISSCOURTNEY20

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[QUOTE]I love misscourtney too.  Ha! My friends are a bunch of dumbasses.
Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

Smooches!!!

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]So this isn't really a "belly laugh" kind of funny but I just wish she would have posted this on TK. A family friend posted this on FB today: To all my family and friends our Save the Dates are out... If you dont get one it's only becasue you didnt send me your address. Our deposit is down on our cruise and we will be sailing April 4-8th... We would love to have you join us!!! Please let me know if you want more details!!! I hate that I forgot to send her my address.... Then I checked out her wedding website and if anyone "wants to come" it will be $488.07 to be booked by January. FYI. Shoot, I guess I'll have to miss out.
Posted by BDoug713[/QUOTE]

Oh for eff's sake.

staceytaylor0704

Yay! That means your sister is awesome. I love when people share my name. most of the time its always spelled without the e.

Here, I just came across a laugh to share. This is my friend's dog, hank. He is one of my favorite dogs so this might be funnier to me just because I know him. but here:
She captioned this :"Hank is ready for zumba!"

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]So this isn't really a "belly laugh" kind of funny but I just wish she would have posted this on TK. A family friend posted this on FB today: To all my family and friends our Save the Dates are out... If you dont get one it's only becasue you didnt send me your address. Our deposit is down on our cruise and we will be sailing April 4-8th... We would love to have you join us!!! Please let me know if you want more details!!! I hate that I forgot to send her my address.... Then I checked out her wedding website and if anyone "wants to come" it will be $488.07 to be booked by January. FYI. Shoot, I guess I'll have to miss out.
Posted by BDoug713[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>So she essentially invited everyone of her FB friends? Nice! My friend posted her cake flavors the other day and I side eyed it, because I just anticipated people inviting themselves when they commented... and they did. Its better just to be silent and avoid the awkwardness if you ask me. 

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staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]Unicorn. Sweatshirt.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

bahaha :like button:

SarahPLiz

Here's another one. Her husband works overseas and is gone for long periods of time:

 fell in the toilet last night.... Mark's home!!! I still love him, though!

staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]Here's another one. Her husband works overseas and is gone for long periods of time:   fell in the toilet last night.... Mark's home!!! I still love him, though!
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

I don't get it. I think I must be having a dense moment.

SarahPLiz

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : I don't get it. I think I must be having a dense moment.
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>He left the seat up. She's not used to it because he was gone for like 3 months. That was her sign that he was home. 

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AllAboutTheBenjamin

Oh wow.

staceytaylor0704

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : He left the seat up. She's not used to it because he was gone for like 3 months. That was her sign that he was home. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Ohhhh. Yea. Dense moment. Thats pretty funny though!
I'm spoiled- FI always puts the seat back down AND he keeps the toilet clean. I've got a keeper.

cakegirl.73

And that would be why I refuse to post or even indicate we have set a date on FB...I don't want awkward self invites or bashing...I choose to keep it to myself. I wouldn't invite most of them anyway.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : Ohhhh. Yea. Dense moment. Thats pretty funny though! I'm spoiled- FI always puts the seat back down AND he keeps the toilet clean. I've got a keeper.
Posted by staceytaylor0704[/QUOTE]

Aaaah but stacey... just wait til AFTER you say "I do."  Tee hee!

staceytaylor0704

lol, aatb. His mama trained him well. I *hope* he continues to do what he is doing. lol

[Deleted User]

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Laugh of the day : So she essentially invited everyone of her FB friends? Nice! My friend posted her cake flavors the other day and I side eyed it, because I just anticipated people inviting themselves when they commented... and they did. Its better just to be silent and avoid the awkwardness if you ask me. 
Posted by SarahPLiz[/QUOTE]

Yes...she invited all 221 FB friends to her getaway cruise wedding...at $500 a pop. Sorry but I don't care if you're my invisible childhood best friend; I'm not paying $500 to come to your wedding.

AllAboutTheBenjamin

Here's another gem from my FB.

LAUGHING AT MY HUSBAND!!!!! G had a accendent and It was like he walked into a room with a bad murder part of a movie.. ALL I HEARD WAS OMG ITS EVERYWHERE.. Now that is Funny.... lol