HEY.

Denise91980

Get him something from Personalization Mall, he won't know the difference. 

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HEY. : You don't have to be Teresa, you could be Alexis from the RWWOC....although her husband is super douchey like Teresa's.
Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]

oh, ha, I actually meant the Jersey Shore whores, since I've never watched any of the real housewives shows.  I'm disgusted by how much Snooki is worth.

AND HER NAME IS SNOOKI.

Denise91980

They probably get paid in STDs

Denise91980

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[QUOTE]I think I waited to long to internet buy something. I guess if I rush shipping it would get here in time.  I would want to be a real housewife as long as there wasn't any reality TV involved. UGH,<strong> I can't stand listening to myself on video's/recordings.  I wish my voice sounded like how I actually hear it with my own ears. </strong>
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

<div>Right? I cringe everytime I hear my voice on a video or recording. I always say, "Do I really sound like that?"</div>

J&K10910

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[QUOTE]They probably get paid in STDs
Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]

Sweet life!  I do want that job after all. 

J&K10910

Bedtime.  Night ladies!

Denise91980

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HEY. : Sweet life!  I do want that job after all. 
Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

<div>Who can't live off crabs or the herp?</div>

Denise91980

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: HEY. : and get Chistmas bonuses of tramp stamps. 
Posted by kodakitty[/QUOTE]

<div>That is an awesome bonus!</div>

ZombieNates

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[QUOTE]They probably get paid in STDs
Posted by Denise91980[/QUOTE]
Omg, I pictured that gum commercial where everyone is all, "No one pays me in gum!"


"No one pays me in STDS"
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ZombieNates

Night, J. Feel better.

Also, Koda, for kids that young, I'd just give anything.

Denise91980

Gotta love the filth that MTV puts out....and I watched it all!

ZombieNates

I'M STILL HERE.  But yeah, I would just give him a toy. Don't feel bad--toys are fun no matter what.

Denise91980

Hey Nates....YOU ARE A PROSTITUTION WHORE!

[[flips table]]

ZombieNates

I miss that Teresa. 

Omg, we are watching King of Queens and N keeps gathering more and more evidence that I am Carrie.

Harry, what's the drama?

ZombieNates

So basically, the bride won't let the groom have a b-party without her? Weird.

ZombieNates

Okay, we're heading to bed. Night, all!