Good Morning!

QueeefSniffer

I want to know what would cause smelly yellow jizz.  Ew.  I feel like your insides would have to rot for that to happen.

TITTYFUCK

acaponi87

Lovin this. My faves are sastwatch clitterousglitterous or however you spelled it.

SweatPantsBoner

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:b52e35fd-5eec-47ec-ac7f-5c8dc6f92d5c">Re:Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]Lovin this. My faves are sastwatch clitterousglitterous or however you spelled it.
Posted by acaponi87[/QUOTE]
I got yer favorite right here baby. *points down to jizzwand*

QueeefSniffer

There hasn't been one that didn't make me laugh yet.

Starmusica

everything about this thread is insane and confusing.

2watty KockleWang69

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:fc4f9381-45cf-4b8d-98ae-bbd4aec2f996">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]2watty- I can see you, so you're not banned. Maybe a good poop will help you release some of that pent up anger. *lays down on floor*
Posted by CharlieSteamRoller[/QUOTE]

<div>This really made me "lol."</div><div>
</div><div>Whelp, here goes nothing...</div>

kd.joseph

I would say morning ladies, but it's more like a convoy of truckers.

I'll join Sesh on the uncreative couch and stay me today. Just have to scroll really fast over some of these

jiggletitties

I think queeef might be the funniest word on the planet. I might just see how many times I can find a way to slip that word into conversations this weekend.

maratea

This thread is awesome. I'm sad because I won't be around much today but I hope everything stays up until I get home tonight. NO BANNING, TK!

ArabianGoggles

I'm having trouble seeing today.  Must have a ball hair in my eye.

2watty KockleWang69

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:a73672b2-8e43-4a01-a33b-60d952c4b6d4">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]I think queeef might be the funniest word on the planet. I might just see how many times I can find a way to slip that word into conversations this weekend.
Posted by jiggletitties[/QUOTE]

<div>I have to agree.  I'd really like to know how/who came up with the word.  A little background, and history ya know?  </div>

jiggletitties

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:6764e4a0-c43e-407a-b7a7-4faea4d994ce">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : I have to agree.  I'd really like to know how/who came up with the word.  A little background, and history ya know?  
Posted by 2watty KockleWang69[/QUOTE]
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef" rel="nofollow">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queef</a>

2watty KockleWang69

Haha, and I should have added... when I'm NOT at a place where clicking on something like that would be highly frowned upon.  

Also, in all seriousness I'm bored as hell right now.  We are stopping all major things at work until the first of the month.  SO that leaves me twiddling my thumbs for 2ish weeks.  Sweet.

chelseamb11

This is hilarious. No AE for me today, I am still not sure what my schedule's going to be like today.

Just found out I'm going to be an auntie again though (although I'm not technically an aunt to the first one till the wedding, but oh well!)! FSIL is preggers!

ArabianGoggles

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[QUOTE]Haha, and I should have added... when I'm NOT at a place where clicking on something like that would be highly frowned upon.   Also, in all seriousness I'm bored as hell right now.  We are stopping all major things at work until the first of the month.  SO that leaves me twiddling my thumbs for 2ish weeks.  Sweet.
Posted by 2watty KockleWang69[/QUOTE]

You can twiddle my balls...ON YOUR FACE!

TittyFuhck

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:2ba77d00-e4ed-43c2-a36c-54ce33324eeb">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]I want to know what would cause smelly yellow jizz.  Ew.  I feel like your insides would have to rot for that to happen.<strong> TITTYFUCK</strong>
Posted by QueeefSniffer[/QUOTE]
You rang?

2watty KockleWang69

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:445a6e5a-ffc9-4a9a-bd48-7b32b5d1eaa0">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : You can twiddle my balls...ON YOUR FACE!
Posted by ArabianGoggles[/QUOTE]

<div>I'm someone who really likes to see what I'm doing, but we could work it out.</div><div>
</div><div>
</div><div>Chels, congrats!</div>

JeffreeStar

I just asked my dog if she likes it when Mommy gets her dlck sucked.

ArabianGoggles

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[QUOTE]I just asked my dog if she likes it when Mommy gets her dlck sucked.
Posted by JeffreeStar[/QUOTE]

Must have been hard for her to answer with your junk down her throat.

SweatPantsBoner

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:b8cbf9b9-9446-4a59-9ad6-ca0570c48604">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]I just asked my dog if she likes it when Mommy gets her dlck sucked.
Posted by JeffreeStar[/QUOTE]
Your mom sucked my diick last night. She's really into the sweatpants thing.

JeffreeStar

 
Arabian - But, of course.

CliittorisGlitterus

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[QUOTE]Lovin this. My faves are sastwatch clitterousglitterous or however you spelled it.
Posted by acaponi87[/QUOTE]

Why thank you. My little cliitoris has grown to 3 times its old size with pride and love.

JeffreeStar

Huh, I thought it grew three times because you're a dirty slutfaced whorebag who gets turned on by Monica Lewinsky porn.

QueeefSniffer

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Good Morning! : Why thank you. My little cliitoris has grown to 3 times its old size with pride and love.
Posted by CliittorisGlitterus[/QUOTE]
This made me queeef a little

SasTwatch

I knew Monica pretty well back in the day.  You know, back before Bill was cigar-deep in her snatch.

2watty KockleWang69

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re:Good Morning! : <strong>Everything makes</strong> me queeef a little
Posted by QueeefSniffer[/QUOTE]

<div>FTFY.</div>

QueeefSniffer

I think there's a puncture in the wall between my vag and my anus (vaganus, yesplz).  I queeef more than the average bear.

BhuttFhuckTrucker

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:bba49c7f-e72b-43e5-b7f3-ea5b13d06e50">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
[QUOTE]I would say morning ladies, but it's more like a convoy of <strong>truckers</strong>. I'll join Sesh on the uncreative couch and stay me today. Just have to scroll really fast over some of these ;)
Posted by kd.joseph[/QUOTE]
Interested in my wares, m'lady?

buntjob

Ya'll are pretty. 

Cvm0nMyT1T5

Hello lovelies.