Oh Vom

allisong23

AATB, I abhor random capitalization. That post made me angry. WTF is wrong with people?

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]Oh, man.  I was about to post this: NIGHTSPRITE, I LOVE you soooooo much.  I'm soooooo glad we're friends and that you are being the best little NS you can be! BFFFFFFF. THANK YOU TK GODS FOR BRINGING US TOGETHER.  <3 <3 <3 I'm glad I checked here before clicking "share".
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]
You make me chortle inappropriately at my desk.

ReneeJacob

AATB - thats seriously funny. Its almost making me want to rejoin facebook just for the entertainment, haha

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : You make me chortle inappropriately at my desk.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-kiss.gif" border="0" alt="Kiss" title="Kiss" />

kimheartsscott

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[QUOTE]AATB, I abhor random capitalization. That post made me angry. WTF is wrong with people?
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]<div>
</div><div>Me Too.  I was Reading it and I got Confused because Its not even Consistent, ya Know?

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Night_Sprite

I hate the capitalization from deep down in my hating place.  I also judge brother's girlfriend for inappropriate your usage.  How is you're so hard?

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : Me Too.  I was Reading it and I got Confused because Its not even Consistent, ya Know?
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]
Haha, you beat me to it.

Granted, reading, consisten, and confused are all key words there.  I likes the caps--they tell your brain is focusing on.<img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-wink.gif" border="0" alt="Wink" title="Wink" />

Nebb

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : One of my biggest FB peeves are the people who do that. No one's going to forget that you're dating someone, don't worry.  <3<3<3 I LOVE YOU BRANDON <3<3<3
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
Hahaha its my second biggest peve, after people who clump 4+ thoughts together with ** ~~~ or hearts inbetween.

I love my husband sooooo much, best thing that ever happened to me. Love you lots Adam!!!!!!!

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : Hahaha its my second biggest peve, after people who clump 4+ thoughts together with ** ~~~ or hearts inbetween. I love my husband sooooo much, best thing that ever happened to me. Love you lots Adam!!!!!!!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
I don't think you really love him, Nebb.  Where are the whole word capitalizations?  WHERE NEBB?

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : Hahaha its my second biggest peve, after people who clump 4+ thoughts together with ** ~~~ or hearts inbetween. I love my husband sooooo much, best thing that ever happened to me. Love you lots Adam!!!!!!!
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]
<3<3<3<3ZOMG, you love beEr***WTF zombies--so Scary!!***I LOVE MY FIANCE OMG!***It's Dinner time?<3,<3<3<3

I'm posting this on FB right now.

Night_Sprite

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : <3<3<3<3ZOMG, you love beEr***WTF zombies--so Scary!!***I LOVE MY FIANCE OMG!***It's Dinner time?<3,<3<3<3 I'm posting this on FB right now.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]
Stop being uproariously funny while I'm working.

Anysunrise

Okay...time to devise the most annoying Facebook status ever.

just took a giant dump, it reminds me of u Puppyface You know why I thank God ev day for uuuuuuuu<3 U r the sweetest guy evar LOVE YOU BOO <3<3 

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : Stop being uproariously funny while I'm working.
Posted by Night_Sprite[/QUOTE]
This is my Purpose in LIFE.

Nebb

I would quote you  ut it keeps taking me to muslim weddings apparently...

hah thats the absolute best nates. That sums it all up perfectly.

I want to keep doing it but I just cant bring myself to it. Im trying to think of some of the sayings my BIL's GF is always spouting but I cant. Ill just repost her ridiculous posts...

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]Okay...time to devise the most annoying Facebook status ever. just took a giant dump, it reminds me of u Puppyface <3 You know why ;) I thank God ev day for uuuuuuuu<3 U r the sweetest guy evar <3 LOVE YOU BOO <3<3<3 
Posted by Anysunrise[/QUOTE]
I fucking hate the word boo.  Like, so much.  As NS says, I hate that word from deep within my hating place.


Side note, I think my hating place grows a little each day.  Eek.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : I fucking hate the word boo.  Like, so much.  As NS says, I hate that word from deep within my hating place. Side note, I think my hating place grows a little each day.  Eek.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

<div>My victory is complete then.</div>

Nebb

hahahah this is the one I was talking about earlier:
Brought Home my new barn puppy.... He is blind his name is jacko dianco cane in Italin = Blind white dog...... RIP JV we miss you very much, you are our angel. Cant believe it has been 2 yrs. LOVE YOU MAT 4 days till your birthday

another:
Catching up on emails and watching TV while little lily bug has a nap.... Miss you Mat behome friday afternoon/night.... ♥ M.G


Uuugh it hurts how hard she makes me roll my eyes.

Night_Sprite

Periods people!  Use 'em.  GAH.  Facebook makes my grammar nazi self cry.

Anysunrise

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : this chick is 21 I think. She went on a huge rampage lately because no one is finding jobs for her and she is mad that she doesnt have a career 5 months out of college. it makes me laugh.
Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

<div>/facepalm</div><div>
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LessThanZero

Holy hell this thread is killing me, haha.

I almost think what's more irritating than the super mushy crap couples write, is that they're having the effing convo on facebook. Really? You don't talk to eachother in real life? You can't say this in person? Maybe even in a text?

I have someone on my FB who is a really cool girl. I like her, I do. But everything she posts is about how grateful and blessed she is to have the most wonderful and caring husband and the most beautiful and awesome baby daughter and how her life is so complete and she looks forward to spending the rest of her life being a wife and mother forever and ever.

Look, I am not the most positive person, but let's get real. Sometimes I want to comment on her statuses with:

"DO YOU EVER HAVE A BAD DAY? DO YOU? HUH?"

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]Holy hell this thread is killing me, haha. I almost think what's more irritating than the super mushy crap couples write, is that they're having the effing convo on facebook. Really? You don't talk to eachother in real life? You can't say this in person? Maybe even in a text? I have someone on my FB who is a really cool girl. I like her, I do. But everything she posts is about how grateful and blessed she is to have the most wonderful and caring husband and the most beautiful and awesome baby daughter and how her life is so complete and she looks forward to spending the rest of her life being a wife and mother forever and ever. Look, I am not the most positive person, but let's get real. Sometimes I want to comment on her statuses with: "DO YOU EVER HAVE A BAD DAY? DO YOU? HUH?"
Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]
Please do.  And show us!

One of my mom's FB friends "likes" everything--literally every single thing you post.  I told her to put "Murder, Abortion, Rape" as her status and see if this friend likes it.

kimheartsscott

LTZ, my sister posts shiit like that about her SUPER AWESOME DAUGHTER! all the time.  The funny thing is, she is just like me in "real life."  Which is to say incredibly pessimistic.

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Oh Vom : Please do.  And show us! One of my mom's FB friends "likes" everything--literally every single thing you post.  I told her to put "Murder, Abortion, Rape" as her status and see if this friend likes it.
Posted by NatesGirl16[/QUOTE]

AHAHAHAHAHA!

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]A friend of FI's setna  bunch of us a message on the weekend about how he <strong>went on a date with a girl, and held hands and then they kissed, so he wasn't going to be able to hang out with us. </strong>While I'm happy he might actually get some, I really didn't need to hear it junior high style.  He's 34 FFS
Posted by rhonwynv[/QUOTE]
Aww, this made me sad. 

kimheartsscott

hahahah I immediately pictured this:

"hey guys, I'm not going to be able to hang out for a while.  I got kissed."

"aww, dude!  Is your insurance gonna cover that?!"

"I dunno, man."

LessThanZero

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[QUOTE]LTZ, my sister posts shiit like that about her SUPER AWESOME DAUGHTER! all the time.  The funny thing is, she is just like me in "real life."  <strong>Which is to say incredibly pessimistic.</strong>
Posted by kimheartsscott[/QUOTE]

I like the way you think.  : )

MarriedInAFever

NS, my 16-year-old brother just got his first girlfriend. But he denied my FB request. I must officially be old. BTW, I miss you.

kimheartsscott

doggy!

NatesGirl16

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[QUOTE]NS, my 16-year-old brother just got his first girlfriend. But he denied my FB request. I must officially be old. BTW, I miss you.
Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]
I keep meaning to comment your FB pics, but that puppy is freaking adorable.  I was to kiss his face, like yesterday.

kd.joseph

Just so you know you SB'ers are the only ones on my fb, so no lovey dovey crap!

LTZ- I may be a b!tch but those women are the ones you just know will find out their wonderful hubby is spending all their money on hookers and blow.

My mom keeps up with a family member because she writes about her wonderful husband all the time (my nephew and the are not married) until someone reminded her how he beat her and left her for dead.