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Re: Alcohol and Sex

  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_alcohol-and-sex?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:c3af5893-f50c-4428-a7e0-e1e7fc75d179Post:6578789f-e194-48e1-84aa-924c08873c21">Re: Alcohol and Sex</a>:
    [QUOTE]ok. how about FI gets frisky when you're sleeping, plays around, foreplay, you wake up, and fully consenting, get busy? That would be sleep-foreplay.<strong> According to how my brain works</strong>. Make sense? 
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]

    <div>You may need a little tune-up on that brain of yours.  </div>
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    [QUOTE]Jesus christ. I can't believe you actually see nothing wrong with feeling up or actually having sex with someone when they are sleeping. This is just unreal to me. WTF.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    I never said there was nothing wrong with having sex with someone while they're completely passed out/ sleeping. Not my style. Clearly I am either on a completely different wavelength than everyone else or else not making myself clear, so at this point I will bow out of the conversation.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : I never said there was nothing wrong with having sex with someone while they're completely passed out/ sleeping. Not my style. Clearly I am either on a completely different wavelength than everyone else or else not making myself clear, so at this point I will bow out of the conversation.
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]


    Lol, um, no, you said you have sleep sex (or your FI has sex with you while you're sleeping) so you can't really say that it's not your style, because we're not going to buy that.
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    [QUOTE]my definition of sleep sex is when one partner is sleeping and the other is, well, having sex with them. although I suppose an alternate definition could be like sleepwalking, but with sex...
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]

    Ummm, this kind of says something different
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  • Don't want to jump in unannounced but I have a twist to this odd topic to throw in there.

    How do you think your FI/H would respond if YOU started getting busy with him while he was sleeping? Do you think he would be upset when he clued in?
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  • What the motherfuck is going on here?

    How can you have possibly thought this would generate a good response, eguerts? Not the best introduction to this board, for sure.
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    [QUOTE]Don't want to jump in unannounced but I have a twist to this odd topic to throw in there. How do you think your FI/H would respond if YOU started getting busy with him while he was sleeping? Do you think he would be upset when he clued in?
    Posted by rasp.berry[/QUOTE]

    I don't think he'd be as pissed as I would be if the roles were reversed, but he'd definitely feel uncomfortable, confused, and emasculated. Three traits I would never want my husband to feel during sex, no matter how horny I was. If I want sex, I can wait until my partner is consenting.
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    [QUOTE]What the motherfuck is going on here? How can you have possibly thought this would generate a good response, eguerts? Not the best introduction to this board, for sure.
    Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]

    The one thing I never fail to understand is how I have been around TK technically since 2008 and actively posting for over a year and half and yet no one knows who I am.... silly knotties.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : The one thing I never fail to understand is how I have been around TK technically since 2008 and actively posting for over a year and half and yet no one knows who I am.... silly knotties.
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]

    Whelp, you can be sure you made some one's knot link excel spreadsheet for sure now.
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    [QUOTE]Don't want to jump in unannounced but I have a twist to this odd topic to throw in there. How do you think your FI/H would respond if YOU started getting busy with him while he was sleeping? Do you think he would be upset when he clued in?
    Posted by rasp.berry[/QUOTE]

    Are you asking me if my H likes to be raped?

    The answer is yes.  All the time.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : Well, now you can be known as the girl who posts weird questions about drunken sex, Bible stories, and sleep-rape. Congrats.
    Posted by djhar[/QUOTE]

    All in one thread.
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  • Yep.  Dumbest thread ever.
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    Im sorry but wouldnt having sex with someone who is sleeping/unconcious sorta be like fucking someone whos dead? In terms of movement and participation. Thats just fucking weird.
  • YAY! I'll go down in history as the crazy one. Whoot! Not like there aren't a lot of those around here... *eyeroll*
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    [QUOTE]Yep.  Dumbest thread ever.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Eh, I was hoping it would work its way into triceratops rape in your wedding dress. Damn.
  • And FWIW, the reason I mentioned the bible is because I'm getting my degree in theology. I'm not some religious nutjob.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : Eh, I was hoping it would work its way into triceratops rape in your wedding dress. Damn.
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I could go in so many directions with that, lol
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    [QUOTE]YAY! I'll go down in history as the crazy one. Whoot! Not like there aren't a lot of those around here... *eyeroll*
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]
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    [QUOTE]And FWIW, the reason I mentioned the bible is because I'm getting my degree in theology. I'm not some religious nutjob.
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]

    Actually, I totally believe a discussion on sleep sex would happen in a theology class. I went to Divinity School and that place was one weird thing after another. The Duke Lacrosse Team rape thing happened while I was there... the discussions on that were out of control.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex :
    Posted by mehgank[/QUOTE]
    lol I love that part mehg, I always wanna do it.
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    [QUOTE]Im sorry but wouldnt having sex with someone who is sleeping/unconcious sorta be like fucking someone whos dead? In terms of movement and participation. Thats just fucking weird.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    This crossed my mind too.
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    [QUOTE]Im sorry but wouldnt having sex with someone who is sleeping/unconcious sorta be like fucking someone whos dead? In terms of movement and participation. Thats just fucking weird.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]


    One of Ben's best friends has a t-shirt that says "Necrophilia: Crack open a cold one!"

    To be fair, he is one of Ben's... stranger friends.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : lol I love that part mehg, I always wanna do it.
    Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    I would rape her in her sleep.
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    [QUOTE]And FWIW, the reason I mentioned the bible is because I'm getting my degree in theology. I'm not some <strong>religious nutjob</strong>.
    Posted by egeurts[/QUOTE]


    So now people with faith are nutjobs?  You are making lots of new friends today, eh?
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    [QUOTE]Guys, a dead person can't wake up in the middle of it and express their discomfort or non-consent.  So that's why it's different.
    Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]

    What if its your dad and he is dead? I need to get my dos and donts straight here.
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    [QUOTE]Guys, a dead person can't wake up in the middle of it and express their discomfort or non-consent.  So that's why it's different.
    Posted by yaga13[/QUOTE]

    What if you're a really hard sleeper?
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  • edited March 2012
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Alcohol and Sex : So now people with faith are nutjobs? You are making lots of new friends today, eh?
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    I did not say that. I have the utmost respect for people of faith. But the implication was the the things I was saying are crazy, the origin of them was a theology discussion, therefore religion was involved; I precisely wanted to avoid the implication that these things were of religious origin.

    <strong>Not by any means am I saying negative things about faith traditions.
    </strong>
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