Dear Neighbor downstairs,
HOw much of a model citizen can you be when you freak out at the drop of a dime? My mother walking into my house made NO noise, you video taping your mailbox screaming was creepy.. I am happy you're leaving in a few days! I feel like you'll eventually bomb our apartments if you don't... Please don't tell me anymore about how you were born on earth day so that makes you a good person, a do gooder.. or whatever else. You are mean!
-annoyed upstairs
Dearest wedding,
I'm so ready for you to be here. I can't focus much anymore, I can't do simple tasks at work, and I just don't want to worry about you. Please make these next few weeks pass quickly so we can be on to August brides. Thanks!
anxious bride
Dear weigh-in,
you're tomorrow... alll I wanna do is eat a strawberry cupcake with creamcheese frosting.. or a reese stick... FML!
Sarack
we're having twins!