A knottie just posted this on the October 2009 board and I think is worth sharing it for two reasons: a) It's funny and most importantly, b) it's the answer to the question we all have thought about of but nobody dares to ask!So here it is:Because this seems to be a topic that has several people hitting the panic button, here is how to pee while wearing your wedding dress:On arrival at your venue Open the door of the ladies' room and look in. If the floor is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned. If the floor is clean, walk into the ladies' room and open the door of the handicapped stall. If the floor of the handicapped stall is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned.This ensures that you will not later get the train/back of the dress dirty just by having it touch the floor.When you need to go Walk into the handicapped stall. Remove (don't just pull down) your underpants. Facing the toilet, pull up the front of your dress to your waist. Walk straight forward, so you are straddling the toilet, and sit down that way. The train/back of your dress will now be away from the toilet, so you won't get them wet or dirty. Lean forward before peeing. That way, even if you drop the front of the dress onto the seat, you will not pee in its direction. You may not resume your panic about all the other topics for your wedding day.