i'm laughing so hard that i'm crying
the lady that sits across from me is 60ish, 100% Texan and sounds it, and loud
She is on the phone with this guy - she has been having trouble getting in touch with him because he and another guy have a very similar name and she couldn't figure out which one to talk to.
So she's yelling into the phone: "There were so many Beavers, I didn't know which one to choose! I was so excited, I FINALLY GOT A HOLD OF THE RIGHT BEAVER!!!"
*snort*