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To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as
big as it needs to be.
Why is electricity so expensive these days?
Why does it cost so much for something
I can make with a balloon and my hair?
- Dennis Miller