stupid FB status of the day.

pumpkinpumpkin

Post yours here.

Mine:

Susan hates hemroids...their such a pain in the ass!

Not only is it far too much info, but her spelling mistakes make it that much worse.

angiebear11

Maybe it was just a joke?

[Deleted User]

Haha, wow!  There is a girl from hs that I'm fb friends with and watching her status updates is literally like a trainwreck.  I honestly don't know where to begin... she had a new internet bf that takes her to hotels, she uses "ROFL" after everything, etc.  I want to find a good one to share.

TwinsRib

Here's mine:

" K....so my birthday is coming....I asked for a few things that you may not know where to get them....1. Jean shorts from "controversy boutique" 2. A tattoo 3.The wall size mirror from "IKEA" 4. Some J's 5.Money(local atm) 6.some orchids 7.some shrimp fried rice(ha) 8. A massage (massage envy) oh yeah some cake....I LOVE CAKE"

This is "woman" is like 30 by the way... That just irritated the hell outta me lol...

laurenclaire1386

This isn't one particular status update, but a few, every day in a row.

my lil man is finally home!!! ready for the crawfish boil!!!
excited for a day off and a night in stupidlittletown, but soooo ready to see my lil man!!!
excited about movie night tonight, but reeeeeeallly missing my son!!!

I get it: you hate being away from you kid. But fuuck, really?

kikibaby

This one made me roll my eyes:

If you don't like my kid updates, then hide me or delete me as a friend. I choose to be a good Mom and actually raise my kids, so my updates tend to be a little more "Mommy" like and a little less "I think I'm still in high school" like. Thanks.

laurenclaire1386

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:75d0e3db-1b83-42f0-a329-9a24b2c25d91">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]This one made me roll my eyes: If you don't like my kid updates, then hide me or delete me as a friend. I choose to be a good Mom and actually raise my kids, so my updates tend to be a little more "Mommy" like and a little less "I think I'm still in high school" like. Thanks.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]
I think I'm gonna take that advice and delete the mommy that clearly has nothing else meaningful in her life but her kid.

[Deleted User]

Her new internet bf...

I don't think he'll mind if I "clamp on" Lol. He already put me on a short leash because he knows how pretty I am apparently. ROFL.... If he can keep me on a leash, I can clamp him!

Audrey&Austin

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:75d0e3db-1b83-42f0-a329-9a24b2c25d91">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]This one made me roll my eyes: If you don't like my kid updates, then hide me or delete me as a friend. I choose to be a good Mom and actually raise my kids, so my updates tend to be a little more "Mommy" like and a little less "I think I'm still in high school" like. Thanks.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]
I think its time for the delete friend button to get some use. Or at least the hide button.

HisCB

man i wish i wouldnt have un-friended a girl i got irritated with, you woulda loved some xps from her FB

i always roll my eyes when someone "likes" their own post.
liking it after someone has made a cool comment or something is ok, but pointless.

shellydiane820

Because good moms sit on facebook all day.

nda_roxybabe

T's sister lately has posted stuff asking for donations for relay for life. and then on earth day something about donating to somewhere. I feel like shes just trying to AW her good deeds.

laurenclaire1386

Oh, and one of my former coworkers and her veganism is the only decent choice updates. I wanna be like "Dude is all that blow you put up your nose vegan?" Of course it is, but you see my point. I'm the devil cause I like a big ole slab of cow meat, but you're so much "cleaner" than I am because you only eat plants and do a bunch of coke?

Nebb

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:c7d5f5ce-1253-4f10-95f6-71287a4e0feb">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh, and one of my former coworkers and her veganism is the only decent choice updates. I wanna be like "Dude is all that blow you put up your nose vegan?" Of course it is, but you see my point. I'm the devil cause I like a big ole slab of cow meat, but you're so much "cleaner" than I am because you only eat plants and do a bunch of coke?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]
Please oh please say it.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:75d0e3db-1b83-42f0-a329-9a24b2c25d91">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]This one made me roll my eyes: If you don't like my kid updates, then hide me or delete me as a friend. I choose to be a good Mom and actually raise my kids, so my updates tend to be a little more "Mommy" like and a little less "I think I'm still in high school" like. Thanks.
Posted by kikibaby[/QUOTE]

Yeah, posting about your kids incessantly to people on the internets makes you a great mom.

laurenclaire1386

Nebb, I want to, I really do. That's really mean though, even for me.

kikibaby

I don't even know what caused her to say that- I've never seen anyone mention on her FB that she was updating about her kids too much.  I really don't even pay attention to her updates, she's sort of extended family that I don't know very well. 

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:c7d5f5ce-1253-4f10-95f6-71287a4e0feb">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]Oh, and one of my former coworkers and her veganism is the only decent choice updates. I wanna be like "Dude is all that blow you put up your nose vegan?" Of course it is, but you see my point. I'm the devil cause I like a big ole slab of cow meat, but you're so much "cleaner" than I am because you only eat plants and do a bunch of coke?
Posted by laurenclaire1386[/QUOTE]

But it's from a plant!

One internet board I was on once used to joke about people who were all, "It's ALL NATURAL! Therefore it's good for you!" Yup, you know what else is all-natural? Cyanide. She we had a tag for posts that said, "Natural like cyanide."

HisCB

 Well day 15 and hubby still doesn't have a release date. I am starting to get a little irritated!

So I had a wonderful Day with {son who  her parents raise and doesnt support} today he was so much fun! I still don't have any updates on hubby however his PO has until 5pm tomorrow to give him a release date or they have to kick him out the door, I baught him a pink polo today, mostly cuz its Pink!! and well I really like pink.

Just got off work and really tired, and kinda irritated about there still not being any word on hubbies release date.

Hubby is stilll at hotel County, and theres still no release date:( they have till the end of next week so I guess its just another waiting game

Getting ready for bed, its been a long day, and still no release date on hubby, they have 15 days to give hime his sanction so I may not know until the 20th. I am really starting to miss him. 

we get it, ur hubby (who you only married so that you wouldnt have to testify against him in court) is in jail again. you are soooo cool!

TurtlesAllTheWayDown

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_stupid-fb-status-of-day?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:2fab9aa2-b006-4ad4-9ed2-5b07c726cdc0Post:baef66c1-6434-4153-acce-c5e2dc6f0af1">Re: stupid FB status of the day.</a>:
[QUOTE]we get it, ur hubby (who you only married so that you wouldnt have to testify against him in court) is in jail again. you are soooo cool!
Posted by HisCB[/QUOTE]

Well that's a new one. Even for this board.

kikibaby

That pink polo should go over well in the county jail.