What about yourself irritates the snot out of you? You catch yourself doing something and you're just "Uggh, stop it!" There has to be something.
I completely abuse quotation marks for pointless reasons. I use them for "everything" under "the sun." AND I CAN'T STOP. It's a sickness. I need help.
Ok, now you go.
"Whatever East. You're just mad I RSVP'd "lame" to your pre-wedding sleepover."