Words & phrases

ElcaB

Let's pass the time until ElcaB's vacation starts....

What's something you say often? I say, "Suck it," because it makes me feel better when I'm angry. I.e., "If she doesn't like it, she can suck it." Other popular terms of mine include "McDouchebag" and "Challenge accepted."

itzMS

I say "God bless America" quite a bit at work as a response to general disgust when a customer is an idiot. This has superseded my previous use of "Jesus Christ on a bicycle".

 

ShesSoCold

I say "blow me" quite a bit. And my friends laugh at me for referring to a dirty look as "hairy eyeball".

Maggie0829

"Fuck" is my all time favorite word and I say it a lot.

My co-worker the other day just said something to the affect of "she just frosts my cookies" which I found absolutely hilarious and now want to use all the time.

kefryar

I often refer to scenarios as "shitshows" and "clusterfucks". like this bachelorette weekend i'm about to go on, shitshow, as in no one seems to know when we are leaving, the precise location of where we're going, and we have to wear hideous thrifted 80s bridesmaids dresses out in public.

manateehugger

I'm dropping "asshat" right and left lately. It makes me giggle lately.

kefryar

Marshmallow22 said:

kefryar said:

I often refer to scenarios as "shitshows" and "clusterfucks". like this bachelorette weekend i'm about to go on, shitshow, as in no one seems to know when we are leaving, the precise location of where we're going, and we have to wear hideous thrifted 80s bridesmaids dresses out in public.

This is the best/worst idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. I HATE PINTEREST FOR THIS IDEA.

kefryar

Marshmallow22 said:

kefryar said:

Marshmallow22 said:

kefryar said:

I often refer to scenarios as "shitshows" and "clusterfucks". like this bachelorette weekend i'm about to go on, shitshow, as in no one seems to know when we are leaving, the precise location of where we're going, and we have to wear hideous thrifted 80s bridesmaids dresses out in public.

This is the best/worst idea I have ever heard in my entire life.

THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA. I HATE PINTEREST FOR THIS IDEA.

Yes, but imagine how entertaining and magnificent you'll all find yourselves to be, late into the party, after you're all effectively sauced up! lol!

I'll just think of it as a creepy dude deterrent, my fiance will be glad.

itzMS

Marshmallow22 said:

I use "Douchelord" a lot, but after reading this I intend to start using "McDouchebag" and "Jesus Christ on a bicycle."

@marshmallow22, You may also shorten it to "Christ on a bike"...

I like to use the full version for the first few times for emphasis. ;-)

FutureMrsN3312

kefryar said:

I often refer to scenarios as "shitshows" and "clusterfucks". like this bachelorette weekend i'm about to go on, shitshow, as in no one seems to know when we are leaving, the precise location of where we're going, and we have to wear hideous thrifted 80s bridesmaids dresses out in public.

I hope to see pics of this on Monday...

NavyBlue143

"Jesus tap dancing Christ" is one of my favorites.

CLoGreenEyes

I say "awesome sauce" and "cool beans" a lot. So much, in fact, that my boss described me in my performance review as being "encouraging to her co-workers and celebrating in their accomplishments. Amapola is constantly telling people that they or their actions are 'awesome sauce.'"

There is always the perpetual "ain't nobody got time for that."

"Ain't nothing but a thing."

When I'm upset about something, I've been known to drop an "asshat" in there.

allispain

Amapola14 said:

I say "awesome sauce" and "cool beans" a lot. So much, in fact, that my boss described me in my performance review as being "encouraging to her co-workers and celebrating in their accomplishments. Amapola is constantly telling people that they or their actions are 'awesome sauce.'"

There is always the perpetual "ain't nobody got time for that."

"Ain't nothing but a thing."

When I'm upset about something, I've been known to drop an "asshat" in there.

I say "awesome sauce" a lot too! No idea where that came from...

WinstonsGirl

My favourite for cursing is motherfucker.  And I say fuck a lot, when students aren't around.  Others are cool beans, easy peasey lemon squeezy and whatever else I tend to pick up from my junior high kids.  It ups my street cred with them in classes.  

luckystarz

Douche Canoe comes out a lot around here, generally used in reference to my XH who abused me and threatened to kill me. Unfortunately, he is my kids dad so I have to deal with him some. 

Other favorites are: fuck face, twat waffle, bitch face, and are you fucking serious?

Dreamergirl8812

I say balls to the wind whenever I feel minutely daring.

Balls to the wall + caution to the wind = "Balls to the wind."

kahaywa

My son has been saying "echo" instead of cool, and I caught myself saying it the other day. I also tend to use "fucktard" a lot when out of my kid's hearing range (I TRY not to swear in front of them) 

GypsyWife_

i say fuck you in the mouth when im mad.

smalfrie19

Ass hat, douche canoe, fuck face or fucktard, cool beans, a  resounding "woo!" for the extra positive things

ElcaB

allispain said:

Amapola14 said:

I say "awesome sauce" and "cool beans" a lot. So much, in fact, that my boss described me in my performance review as being "encouraging to her co-workers and celebrating in their accomplishments. Amapola is constantly telling people that they or their actions are 'awesome sauce.'"

There is always the perpetual "ain't nobody got time for that."

"Ain't nothing but a thing."

When I'm upset about something, I've been known to drop an "asshat" in there.

I say "awesome sauce" a lot too! No idea where that came from...

For some reason, awesome sauce sounds a lot like jizz to me. As in, "I awesome-sauced all over her face."

katieg520

Maggie0829 said:

"Fuck" is my all time favorite word and I say it a lot.

My co-worker the other day just said something to the affect of "she just frosts my cookies" which I found absolutely hilarious and now want to use all the time.

Ohhhh... fuck is my favorite!!!

lauralee1723

Fuck is probably my favorite word ever. It's so versatile!

lovesclimbing

I had a co-worker who, whenever she made a mistake or something went wrong, would say "OH fuck me."  

Finally, I said, "Well, ok, if you really want me to."  She thought it was so funny and couldn't believe I'd said that.  (I normally don't cuss or say things like that, she just didn't expect it from me.)

MaryGraceRich

I picked up the phrase douchecanoe from here on TK so thank you all for that. It amuses FI to no end. I also like using "It/you can go lick a farm animal".
My most recent frustration word is "balls" ala penny from big bang theory.

Dreamergirl8812

kahaywa said:

My son has been saying "echo" instead of cool, and I caught myself saying it the other day. I also tend to use "fucktard" a lot when out of my kid's hearing range (I TRY not to swear in front of them) 

smalfrie19 said:

Ass hat, douche canoe, fuck face or fucktard, cool beans, a  resounding "woo!" for the extra positive things

Isn't that short for fucking retard??

GypsyWife_

Dreamergirl8812 said:

kahaywa said:

My son has been saying "echo" instead of cool, and I caught myself saying it the other day. I also tend to use "fucktard" a lot when out of my kid's hearing range (I TRY not to swear in front of them) 

smalfrie19 said:

Ass hat, douche canoe, fuck face or fucktard, cool beans, a  resounding "woo!" for the extra positive things

Isn't that short for fucking retard??


I'm just seeing this thread. I can't believe people still use the word "retard" in a negative way. Its so sad. I can't believe ladies who care about etiquette are still so ignorant and uncouth.

buttercup1958

i say douche canoe, the struggle is real, fuck you and the horse you rode in on, and one of my favorites calm your tits

short+sassy

I gave this post a lot of thought, lol.  Now I realize I say, "Oh, come the fuck on," and "Seriously. Seriously?!?" All.The.Time.  Usually in traffic and when I'm gambling at the local casino.

On a more positive phrase, my DH and I refer to our pets (dog and cat) when they are in the same place as "the menagerie". We both use that phrase a few times a day.  We've also bastardized the word and, if both pets climb on one of us at the same time we call it being "menaged".

GypsyWife_

"Boo, you whore" I say that daily.

CLI242009

When I'm annoyed or don't have any other comeback or I'm trying to keep the curse words at bay "Bite me" 

Fave curse word is "Fuck" 

Favorite, phrase is it? "What the duce?" <-- Blame Family Guy for this one. 

lovesclimbing

I find myself saying "honey" a lot.  As in "No, honey, that will never work."  Not too a person but when I'm talking about my opinion of someone, particularly the reporters I'm editing who think they are much better writers than they are.  It's kind of my equivalent of bless your heart.