What are your favorite curse words?

katiewhompus · July 2010

Some fun phrases came up in the "seriously" thread so I thought, why not, I'll be a pw today

My favorites include : Clusterfuck, flying fig newton, shit-ake mushrooms, son of a biscuit, shiboozies (used to say this a lot at PetSmart), such as "oh shiboozies this shelf fell on my head"

nda_roxybabe · July 2010

fucking akon

tidetravel · July 2010

I use fuck-a-duck a lot

DodgersBride · July 2010

I tend to use puta-nasty or puto-nasty a lot lately.

allisong23 · July 2010

I like the old standby, motherfuker.I swear like a truck driver. FI is marrying me for my clasiness.

carethb · July 2010

My favorites tend to rotate, as i find new words, but I've always used Fvck the most.

LedZeppelin · July 2010

This isn't a curse, but one of my favorite phrases is, "I'm as nervous as a whore in church!"

AllAboutTheBenjamin · July 2010

I have a guy friend that I always exchange vulgar nicknames with - these names include shiit sandwich, sausage wallet, diick fart, shiit brick, sperm taco, piss drizzle. Kinda gross but that's the way it is.

I don't actually say fuuck a lot, but I do say feck, fack, and frick all the time. Frack sometimes too. Mostly just nonsense things that happen to fly out of my mouth instead of actually swearing.

Or eff. Or just H.

My aunt and I are really close and we always say something like "hey douchebag" when we answer the phone.

K Byte · July 2010

I love clusterfuck too. I'm a big fan of the "ass"+noun combination (assbag, asshat, assclown, assmonkey, assbutt, etc.)

vegasgroom · July 2010

I tend to drop the f-bomb a lot, mf'er, "this f'ing asshole" when referring to a customer who's pissing me off, shithead, ass when describing something that does not smell good "Oh man that two week old chinese food smells like ass".

bheartsb · July 2010

Fuuck is always good-old reliable. But I like my variable of fuucknutz, and I can't help but laugh when I say penis-wrinkle. And instead of using the 'C' word I say...C ya next tuesday, unless I'm really pissed + then cuunt just comes flying out.

jasmineh7777 · July 2010

I really love the word "damn." I'm also a fan of "bastard."

LedZeppelin · July 2010

I tend to say f*ck a lot in all of it's variations. I also enjoy ass-hat and douche-ass.

randikins · July 2010

I use fucktard quite a bit. It's definitely my fav.

maratea · July 2010

Damn Sam. Also, and I don't say this around most people, JesusfuckingMary&Joseph. Cart full o' horsecocks is fun. Frozen mixed vegetablecocks. And fucky, as in "that's fucky".

[Deleted User] · July 2010

I'm a fan of fuckaduck too. I probably say fuuck 150 times a day. Cvnt and any variation there of is also a huge favorite.

zippityb · July 2010

meecrob

whitts79 · July 2010

I'm definitely on the F*ck bandwagon. It's the perfect all occasion word!

barbbhoww · July 2010

I don't swear much. My parents never swore and i work with little kids. Most of my swears are versions of others. Dbag, Shiznit, Frickin, Fruggin...anyway i can make my point across without children waving their little fingers at me.

apricot239 · July 2010

I tend to say "are you goddam kidding me?", whoore (like who-er), and cvnt quite often.
And sometimes I'll throw out "Captain A-hole" when people are being a-holes.

[Deleted User] · July 2010

It's not really a cuss word, but the way my mom uses it makes it sound like an insult--cooch-knocker. Just her general name for lady parts but when she says it, it just sounds dirty and insulting.

I swear like a sailor, and find myself saying fvck a lot.

SarahPLiz · July 2010

Well CRAP! is heard most often around our house. In the course of every day conversation, I use the f word, effing, and friggin', depending on the audience. Dammit and Dangit are also widely used.

I introduced FI to the words "tw@twaffle" and "douchecanoe" last night, and he thought I was nuts. I think he's right.

sarabear23 · July 2010

f-bomb. I use that a LOT. My MIL hates it, and since we're staying with her right now, I've been saying fluck. And it cracks me up. I say cuunt a lot too, and H yells at me.

jollcm18 · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-curse-words?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:513dfc10-4f65-4512-91e4-f86350a1c820Post:7af5171a-a3d4-4eb8-b472-e4d7c88389e7">Re: What are your favorite curse words?</a>:
[QUOTE]I like the old standby, motherfuker.I swear like a truck driver. FI is marrying me for my clasiness.
Posted by allisong23[/QUOTE]

I work with truckers all day and have been told I swear worse than any of them. when I'm really pi$$ed I like to say cock$ukermotherf-ersonofabitch-gdamit

It's takes so long to say, by the time I'm done saying it, I forgot what I was pi$$ed about.

I also like "well isn't that just a cluster f with spinkles". Learned that one from my old boss.

Not a swear word but I like "happier than a pig in $hit" and "I'm sweatin' like a whore on dollar day" but I pronounce it whoor like PP

queendirectory · July 2010

A few years ago I tried weening myself off of f-bombs by saying Balls. Now I say fuuckballs. "Hellfire!" is another one I spout off with. And Fuuckhell. And "Cheese and Fuucking Rice." (Just as I was typing this, FI said, "What a fuucking potlicker" over someone on his online modern warfare game...he comes up with some good ones when he's gaming). Now my new trying-not-to-swear phrase is Son of a Gun. It also helps my temper, because I can't really say "Aww, Sonofagun!" without smiling a little. Or, "I get so mad I could spit."

JBs_Bride · July 2010

Jesusmoses
The ubiquitous f-bomb
At work, I try to keep it PG with "Oh crickets"

golden1215 · July 2010

I love twunt- the combination of twat and cvnt

E.g. You're such a f*ing twunt today

jollcm18 · July 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_favorite-curse-words?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:513dfc10-4f65-4512-91e4-f86350a1c820Post:ecb02471-22e0-408c-a444-726ab9d883ab">Re: What are your favorite curse words?</a>:
[QUOTE]I use fucktard quite a bit. It's definitely my fav.
Posted by randikins[/QUOTE]

HMMM - I might need to give this one a whirl tomorrow. I like it already.

brookelynpaisley · July 2010

I use the F bomb a lot. DH is trying like hell to bring back "son of a bitch." He uses it for everything. We also use the C word at home - it's awful, but it makes us laugh. It doesn't leave the apartment though.

JadziaDax · July 2010

I'm a big fan of Twat

Blueyed228 · July 2010

"That girl is a cvnt fvck pig".

"That smells like a bag of smashed a$$holes".

"What the fcuking fcuk!"

"Go fvck your mother"

These are all my standbys.

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