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I want a wedding coordinator like this!

Holy URL, Batman.  I went to tinyurl, and shortened it.  http://tinyurl.com/43fhmqv 

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    No...not working.   How about this?  http://preview.tinyurl.com/43fhmqv
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    I'm an idiot.  Lets try THIS:




    This Yelp review has been going around the internet as the “worst wedding planner ever.” Here’s a list of complaints from the screenshot:

    The entrance of the wedding party was to the wrong music.The mother and step mother of the bride were misdirected on where to sit.She was unavailable to assist in the cake cutting ceremony and once again “forgot” to place the champagne flutes that are family heirlooms at the cake table for the toast.The music planned to be played during the cake cutting was not played. There was no music at all. The silence and her absence were uncomfortable and awkward for myself, my husband and our guests.She didn’t play the (very sentimental) song we requested to be played during our exit.At the end of the reception she stated, “It’s over now. I’m drinking on your dime.”She consumed beer directly from the keg tap (Keg Stand) in front of wedding guests.Malissa and her husband smoked marijuana and offered it to two of my guests. I wasn’t aware of what was happening until after the fact. My 13 year old son was aware of what was happening, and had several questions that he confronted me with.She undressed from the waist down in front of wedding guests. She was not wearing any undergarments. She then entered the hot tub in front of wedding guests with no underclothing on.Her husband wrapped a towel around her and escorted her out of the hot tub.In front of wedding guests she fell on the ground from being intoxicated.In a conversation that took place after the wedding she stated to me, “you were the worst bride ever,” and “it is all your fault.”She stated her behavior was due to the fact her son was having medical issues concerning his asthma.
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    Holy crap.

    I hope some of those brides sued the pants off her. Oh wait...

    I still hope they sued her.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_want-wedding-coordinator-like-this?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:a56cc1c5-fff3-46a4-b99b-3637586595cdPost:d7d800a7-8f7a-493f-b141-7baa9036f051">Re: I want a wedding coordinator like this!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Holy crap. I hope some of those brides sued the pants off her. Oh wait... I still hope they sued her.
    Posted by misslizz[/QUOTE]

    Teehee!
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