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Things you just will not do

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    I will never

    Get close to the window in a building over fifteen stories.

    Eat any of the aforementioned scary foods.

    Eat Blue Cheese or any other crumbly stinky cheese

    wear pink

    say something hurtful to anyone I care about.

    Like spicy foods

    I have scuba dived and FI says he will take me sky diving for my 30th Birthday. I also love all roller coasters and a lot of scary rides, but hate that drop ride that was mentioned by Rhode (?)

    and butt sex is a no
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  • - Eat tomatoes.  I will starve first.

    - Go nude in public.

    - Go skydiving.

    - Quit a job without having another lined up already.
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    [QUOTE]Ear sex is the new intimacy. It's how H and I truly put our heads together.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


    Hahaha! You could sell a lot of ear sex with that
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    [QUOTE]Ear sex is the new intimacy. It's how H and I truly put our heads together.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


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  • -Do it for money
    -Let money become my god
    -Intentionally harm an animal or human unless in self defense
    -Base jump, sky dive, bunjee jump
  • Rho, is that link SFW? I'm afraid to open it.

    Nugget--any kind of tomato? Like, will you eat ketchup or pizza or spaghetti sauce, and jsut not raw tomatoes? Or is it any kind. I would starve if I didn't eat cooked tomatoes. They are in jsut aboute very pasta meal I make, it seems.
  • Man I love tomatoes.  I could eat them like apples.

    And I fecking love being naked and I'd go anywhere naked if I wouldn't get arrested.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]-Do it for money -<strong>Let money become my god</strong> -Intentionally harm an animal or human unless in self defense -Base jump, sky dive, bunjee jump
    Posted by chirpchirp[/QUOTE]

    I would totally let money become my god for awhile if it bought me a kitchen with a double oven, an island, and a butler's pantry. And paid for my brother's tuition.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : I think it was Joe Rogan on Fear Factor. I feel like they ate bull testes all the time.
    Posted by crose29[/QUOTE]

    Hell I think they ate actual bull schlong on fear factor, forget the balls, or at least it sure looked like it. 

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  • All the anti-buttsex sentiment makes me wonder how many have tried it and are saying never again versus will never try it LOL.

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  • You are right Vegas, my memory is fuzzy I havent seen that show in like 6 years. They should bring back the re runs.
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  • To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of red sauce or ketchup or anything either.  I eat pizza sauce because you kind of have to, but I usually ask for light on the sauce. I can eat tomato products, and I can even choke down little bits of cooked tomatoes, but I cannot eat raw tomatoes.  They taste absolutely horrible, and they're like slimy gagtastic bits of garbage in my mouth. 
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    [QUOTE]All the anti-buttsex sentiment makes me wonder how many have tried it and are saying never again versus will never try it LOL.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    Haha I've never tried it.

    Then again the Tucker Max butt sex story may have scarred me for life.
    panther
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    [QUOTE]All the anti-buttsex sentiment makes me wonder how many have tried it and are saying never again versus will never try it LOL.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    I'll try it after you do.
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    [QUOTE]All the anti-buttsex sentiment makes me wonder how many have tried it and are saying never again versus will never try it LOL.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    Mine is never will try it.
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    [QUOTE]You are right Vegas, my memory is fuzzy I havent seen that show in like 6 years. They should bring back the re runs.
    Posted by crose29[/QUOTE]

    the ones that I couldn't watch are when they made them lie down in roaches or eat them; I cant stand roaches.  If I was actually on fear factor and needed the ten grand bad enough, I could probably eat the bull balls but no way I could put a roach in my mouth.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : Haha I've never tried it. <strong>Then again the Tucker Max butt sex story may have scarred me for life.</strong>
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    Yes. That was just the worst.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : I'll try it after you do.
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    I'm assuming you're talking about me being the recipient, so we're both safe then ha.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : I'm assuming you're talking about me being the recipient, so we're both safe then ha.
    Posted by vegasgroom[/QUOTE]

    EXIT ONLY.  That's all I gotta say.
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    [QUOTE]To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of red sauce or ketchup or anything either.  I eat pizza sauce because you kind of have to, but I usually ask for light on the sauce. I can eat tomato products, and I can even choke down little bits of cooked tomatoes, but I cannot eat raw tomatoes.  They taste absolutely horrible, and they're like slimy gagtastic bits of garbage in my mouth. 
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    I'm the same way.  I will eat pizza/pasta sauce (without chunks of tomato), but will not eat whole tomatoes, ketchup, tomato soup/juice, etc.  No thank you!

    Oh, and I will not drink orange juice.  That's one that I forgot.  Gross.
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    [QUOTE]<strong>Rho, is that link SFW? I'm afraid to open it</strong>. Nugget--any kind of tomato? Like, will you eat ketchup or pizza or spaghetti sauce, and jsut not raw tomatoes? Or is it any kind. I would starve if I didn't eat cooked tomatoes. They are in jsut aboute very pasta meal I make, it seems.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]


    it's safe. it's just a soundbyte of a "BA-DUM-SHHH" for after someone tells a joke.
  • Side note on what what in the butt - Noodle's biffle is convinced, CONVINCED, that he can tell if a girl likes it in the pooper based on if she's wearing white pants.  Apparently, white pants = open for bidness.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : Haha I've never tried it. Then again the Tucker Max butt sex story may have scarred me for life.
    Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]



    Okay, what is the Tucker Max story?
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  • gdizz, I can't drink orange juice either but it's because of a very unfortunate incident involving screwdrivers on Halloween a couple years ago and nearly throwing up in my ex boyfriend's lap.

    I anticipate being able to drink it again someday, but not soon.  Also, orange juice with high pulp?  Why don't you just drink some vomit. 
    panther
  • I don't mind tomato soup, for some reason.  I used to lurve me some Campbell's condensed made with milk and a grilled cheese sammich...hells yeah. 
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    [QUOTE]gdizz, I can't drink orange juice either but it's because of a very unfortunate incident involving screwdrivers on Halloween a couple years ago and nearly throwing up in my ex boyfriend's lap. I anticipate being able to drink it again someday, but not soon. <strong> Also, orange juice with high pulp?  Why don't you just drink some vomit. 
    </strong>Posted by AllAboutTheBenjamin[/QUOTE]

    OH GOD.  No kidding.  Add that to my list.  I actually gag when I drink anything with high amounts of pulp in it.
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    [QUOTE]Side note on what what in the butt - Noodle's biffle is convinced, CONVINCED, that he can tell if a girl likes it in the pooper based on if she's wearing white pants.  <strong>Apparently, white pants = open for bidness</strong>.
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    Haha. 

    By the way, is anyone else a fan of Flight of the Concords?  Business Time is probably my favorite song ever. 
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    [QUOTE]Side note on what what in the butt - Noodle's biffle is convinced, CONVINCED, that he can tell if a girl likes it in the pooper based on if she's wearing white pants.  Apparently, white pants = open for bidness.
    Posted by NuggetBrain[/QUOTE]

    seems to me that would be a color to avoid if you like the back door boogie.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Things you just will not do : Okay, what is the Tucker Max story?
    Posted by crose29[/QUOTE]

    <a href="http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/" rel="nofollow">http://www.tuckermax.com/stories/tucker-tries-buttsex-hilarity-does-not-ensue/</a>

    Just remember.  You asked for it.
    panther
  • I don't even own a pair of white pants and wouldn't wear them if I did. And no buttsex for me. Noodle might be on to something....
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