I have horns, apparently

threepinkroses · December 2010

So I come out of the gym today to find a text message from my sister that she and my mom decided that they were changing the BM dress I picked because my mom didn't like it.

What. the. hell. people. This is my show dammich, and any changes are going to go through me first.

To make matters worse, they pick this hideous two piece thing that will ONLY look good on my skinny sister. Way to F the other four bridesmaids who actually have curves.

I know its all stress. I got my hair colored today and the smell of the dye is giving me a wicked headache, I HATE working out, I'm a gajillion pounds overweight and I'm not going out tonight after all cause FI's job is a suckass.

Someone give me some cheeeese to go with my whiiine.

katiewhompus · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_horns-apparently?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:aa18d440-69ef-463b-b8a4-db69b6c88777Post:f77fc514-36aa-4297-b10b-32ea1ce21254">I have horns, apparently</a>:
[QUOTE]So I come out of the gym today to find a text message from my sister that she and my mom decided that they were changing the BM dress I picked because my mom didn't like it. What. the. hell. people. This is my show dammich, and any changes are going to go through me first. To make matters worse, they pick this hideous two piece thing that will ONLY look good on my skinny sister. Way to F the other four bridesmaids who actually have curves. I know its all stress. I got my hair colored today and the smell of the dye is giving me a wicked headache, I HATE working out, I'm a gajillion pounds overweight and I'm not going out tonight after all cause FI's job is a suckass. Someone give me some cheeeese to go with my whiiine.
Posted by threepinkroses[/QUOTE]

"Hi mom, I'm sorry you don't like the dress but it was what the girls agreed on earlier."
end of story.

So you don't like cursing but you are fine with the word retarded? Just a fair warning, that is not going to go over well.

AllAboutTheBenjamin · December 2010

You could just have each bridesmaid pick their own dress. Then they can each get a dress that they want and looks good on their own body.

Each of my bridesmaids wore the same dress, it was nice. But seriously I wouldn't have minded if they each wanted to do something different.

This could eliminate your drama and your horns. How many horns do you have?

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

I WANT HORNS!

[Deleted User] · December 2010

Do you have pictures of said 2-piece? That's the only way we can judge it's hideousness.

Dammich.

Nebb · December 2010

A gajillian pounds is pretty fat, dude. You need a show on TLC.

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

DAMMICH. I want my horns.

katiewhompus · December 2010

Ooohhh I want that hat KodaKitty...

NatesGirl16 · December 2010

Dammich horns, yay! Koda loves Nates.

Elle1036 · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_horns-apparently?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:aa18d440-69ef-463b-b8a4-db69b6c88777Post:f77fc514-36aa-4297-b10b-32ea1ce21254">I have horns, apparently</a>:
[QUOTE]So I come out of the gym today to find a text message from my sister that she and my mom decided that they were changing the BM dress I picked because my mom didn't like it. What. the. hell. people. This is my show dammich, and any changes are going to go through me first. To make matters worse, they pick this hideous two piece thing that will ONLY look good on my skinny sister. Way to F the other four bridesmaids who actually have curves. I know its all stress. I got my hair colored today and the smell of the dye is giving me a wicked headache, I HATE working out, I'm a gajillion pounds overweight and I'm not going out tonight after all cause FI's job is a suckass. <strong>Someone give me some cheeeese to go with my whiiine.</strong>
Posted by threepinkroses[/QUOTE]

Here you go.

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NatesGirl16 · December 2010

Regretsy strikes again.

katiewhompus · December 2010

Sheeet that's an expensive fun hat. I was thinking like...$20?

threepinkroses · January 2011

Hilarious. Love the hat. And the cheese.

For the record, the aforementioned "R" word is a bad habit. I do apologize and will be more aware when posting in the future.

Dresses:

The one I picked.

The one my sister likes. Hideous may have been strong wording, but I just don't like it.

J&K10910 · January 2011

if you dont like it and you guys agreed on something else then that is too durn bad for your sister.

Steph0871 · January 2011

I agree, OP. The second dress looks a little like a whorey business suit to me.

But, I will always judge you a little for using the R word... although I appreciate you admitting it's a bad habit.

[Deleted User] · January 2011

I agree with you OP about the dresses. Your pick is so much better. The 2-pice just isn't pretty. Your dress is beautiful.

katiewhompus · January 2011

Mmm I wouldn't say hideous...but I do think it will be very difficult for anyone without a model body to wear it and feel comfortable. I know I would not look good in that style/cut.

Nebb · January 2011

1st is way nicer, but I think ALL separates are ugly as sin.

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