Based on the other discussion there is some concern that the board tag line as written might be more exclusionary than we need. Let's brainstorm some new taglines. I have no idea how we could get it changed, but we can cross that bridge when we come to it.
After we assemble a few, maybe we can do a poll. Multiple entries are fine, and let's percolate on it for a couple of weeks to give people time to both find and grok the board.
Using anyone else's idea as a starting point for a modification is also fine. That's how brainstorming works....
My first suggestion:
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