Has anyone had there wedding here? Any comments? What hotel did they use, was there a shuttle?
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as
big as it needs to be.
- Unknown
Why is electricity so expensive these days?
Why does it cost so much for something
I can make with a balloon and my hair?
- Dennis Miller