GTKY: Emberassing moments

wittykitty14 · June 2013

jarednmegan said:

wittykitty14 said:

Here's another good one:
When I was in high school, my mom took me to try on pants. Long story short, afterwards, I put on my big snow boots and walked out of the dressing room. Somehow I forgot to put my pants back on.

Oh, the mental image I'm getting...please tell me no one saw you.

......I wish I could

jarednmegan · June 2013

wittykitty14 said:

jarednmegan said:

wittykitty14 said:

Here's another good one:
When I was in high school, my mom took me to try on pants. Long story short, afterwards, I put on my big snow boots and walked out of the dressing room. Somehow I forgot to put my pants back on.

Oh, the mental image I'm getting...please tell me no one saw you.

......I wish I could

cofkel · June 2013

I have had some good ones. I was at a play at the Bushnell Theater here in Hartford, all dressed up nice with my now FI. We were walking out and down the stairs outside and this guy behind me like bumped the back of my legs and I went tumbling down marble stairs. I was so embarrassed I jumped right up and said I was fine. The next day I was at a meeting for the sorority I was an adviser for and one of the girls is chatting with another girl about how she was at the Bushnell the night before and this women in a blue dress dug it down the stairs and how awful it looked....awesomeeeee

realblonde474 · June 2013

I don't know how many of y'all have children but will share with you as I am an "older bride".

Many years ago at Target I was shopping with my three young children. The other two children had their own stalls but I dragged the youngest in with...she was three/four at the time. Being a Saturday the store and restroom were packed. I quickly start my purpose and my daughter sweetly says in her toddler voice..."Ugh, Mommy...you have hair there???" Of course, there was silence across the large room with the perfect acoustics from the tile. Then I heard one "church" giggle, then another and suddenly all the stalls were howling. I think my face was as red as the Target logo!!!

jarednmegan · June 2013

In third grade, I was friends with a girl who had a really cute older brother. I think he thought I was cute, too, but he was two or three years older (gasp).

One Sunday I went to church with my friend's family and then I spent the rest of the day at her house. We changed clothes after church, and my friend left me alone in her room because I was still changing. There was a knock on the door and I said, "Come in," assuming it was my friend. The door opened and my friend's brother looked in and saw me standing there in my training bra and pants. He said "Sorry!" and closed the door very quickly.

I didn't tell my friend when she came back...I was too embarrassed. Doesn't seem so bad now, but I was mortified at the time.

kryan32 · June 2013

Wittykitty - something like this happened to my mom when we were at a water park about 30 years ago.

She was wearing a bathing suit all day but at the end of the day she changed into tee shirt and shorts. My cousin decided to get wet one more time and then my dad got pissed that cousin would be getting in the car in wet clothes.

Mom tried to fix it by offering her shorts to cousin but she forgot she had already changed out of her bathing suit - she took her shorts off in the parking lot and was standing there in her underwear...

It didn't take long for her to realize, but cousin still needed dry clothes, so she just got in the car in her undies...

bride2b71614 · July 2013

In kindergarten we just learned about the concept of dialing 911. We were told that if we were in an emergency (which they laid out as someone bleeding profusely, someone unresponsive, etc), we should call 911. That night my older cousin came to baby sit. She was napping and must have dozed off pretty well. That being said, she had her period and was bleeding all over the couch. I attempted to wake her, and got no response. I dialed 911. A cop car, a fire truck and an ambulance came to our house. Needless to say that I embarrassed my cousin and the first responders got a good laugh. I cannot attend one family function without that story being brought up.

Angusaur · July 2013

I have two good ones that come to mind.

1st - I visited Ocean City with the family when I was maybe 11. I was really awkward and chubby at that age. I get all decked out to go to the beach. I've got my swimsuit on, flippers, and snorkeling gear. I step out on the boardwalk to head to the beach, flipper gets caught in one of the cracks of the boardwalk, I fall flat on my face. 3 hott guys on bikes rode by and one says "Lookin' good!"

2nd - When I was younger and stupid, I got beyond drunk at a party and started hooking up with a good friend. We didn't get past foreplay thank goodness. Once I sobered up a little, realized what I was doing, I dashed to the bathroom (which was inside that bedroom) and texted a friend to "come look for me" so that I could escape. Not sure why I didn't just leave. So she comes knocking and calling my name. I say "welp, better go!" and fling open the door, to half of the party staring at me. And I had forgotten to put my shirt back on.

Chipmunk415 · July 2013

I have an uncanny knack of smacking into doors. Most recently, I got a call from the boss to come down to her office. In my rush to get there, I managed to pull my office door open while grabbing my suit jacket. I slammed the door into my own head and crashed into my desk. Three coworkers came to check on me. By the time I got to boss's office, I had a lovely bruise forming on my temple and the side of my forehead. She took one look, grinned, and said "Chipmunk, I appreciate your work ethic, but you don't have to kill yourself for a meeting!" Then she offered me some ice to use during our conversation.

obxbride14 · July 2013

When I was in high school I dated a boy with a very large family. The first time I met his family was on thanksgiving. He has 9 siblings, plus aunts and uncles and cousins were there. After dinner his nephew was singing karaoke and everyone was watching. I was sitting in one of those metal folding chairs and leaned forward so I could see, and some home managed to fall and land on my ass. For the year+ we were dating, I heard about that all the time.

harper0813 · July 2013

So the period stories here reminded me of mine. Also, I really love the 911 period story - hilarious.

Anyway, I didn't get my first period until I was almost 17. I was in class one day and my stomach hurt so I thought I was having tummy troubles, but when I got to the bathroom and checked out the scene down there, I realized I'd just gotten my first period.

Well, remember sex ed, when they told you that you could ask a female teacher for a pad? I did exactly that. I went back to my class (I attended an all-girls high school, for the record), walked up to the front of the room, and whispered in my teacher's ear that I'd had my first period and didn't have a pad. She was so sweet and pulled one out of her purse for me, but everyone saw what she was handing me and burst out laughing. My friend sat behind me in that class and asked me why I hadn't just asked her for one.

AllieBear725 · July 2013

Little late to the party, but I'm bored.

I have really bad road rage. My car is strikingly obvious to spot in a crowd as it's heavily modified, and my wheels are bronze. I was heading home from work about a month after I started my new job. I live about 5 miles from the office. Some ass in a huge SUV was tailgating me. I don't play that shit, so I brake checked him a few times. After about a mile of this, he finally got around me. I flipped him the bird and said some choice words as he was pulling in front of me. Turns out it was my new boss trying to get my attention. He laughed about it, but I still get shit for it today.

I'm fairly close with my co-workers, and we send mass group texts on the weekends of drinks and food to each other. Everyone had sent drink pictures but me, and I was getting flack for it. I was in the process of making a drink to snap a shot of and send, but FI was cooking pork loin on the grill outside. In an effort to make them jealous I sent, "I will send a picture of my drink in a second, FI is making porn loin for me

". I still haven't lived that one down either.

Those are the most recent that I can think of.

mstallae · July 2013

In highschool one morning on the way to school my mom took me to the bank (she used to drop me off on cold days on her way to work). I was in a hurry to not be late so I ran to the ATM and then ran out as quickly as I could. I hopped in to what I thought was her car, put my seatbelt on and said "ok let's go I don't want to be late!" I look up and there is this scared looking old man ... my mom's car was parked a few cars away .. identicle.. I apologized and got out my mom still doesn't let me live it down.

I was babysitting one time for these 2 little girls aged 2 and 4. Their mom was pregnant with #3 at the time. The Younger of the 2 pointed at my stomach and asked "baby?" (ugh I was NOT pregnant .. makes you feel really good).. but the best is the OLDER of the 2 said (in a very matter of fact voice I may add... ) "No Casey, some people are just fat!"

aaaannnnndddd the diet began!

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