person said that he was gonna be on the news.
Mr. asked what for. Apparently interview about bedbugs.
Which is when it dawns on the Mr. that what he's seeing on the dudes arms/legs isn't sunburn. It's being covered, inch by inch, with bites. As in, one bite per square inch.
The Mr. stripped on the landing to the basement when he got home and put his uniform in the washer.
*silent scream*