Dear school,
*Drool*
Sincerely,
A person you have rendered useless
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Dear work,
I loved you and missed you. I'm glad I'm working more often now, even though it is already killing me.
Love,
I'm not just in it for the paycheck
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Dear evaluators,
Please be kind to me this afternoon. I know what I'm doing, I swear, and I have been practicing my little ass for the past few weeks. I am just so, so tired right now.
Very truly yours,
Please note the bags under my eyes, the premature wrinkles on my face, etc.
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Dear med-surg professor,
I am paying DAMN GOOD MONEY to show up to your class to be told to listen to the 10-minute "Tuberculosis is bad" audio-lecture and then teach myself the rest. I am not amused.
Sincerely,
Are you sure YOU know what TB is?
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Dear BF,
Yes, this is what it was like when you were studying engineering. It sucks, doesn't it? But we've got less than a year to go until I graduate! In the meantime, no, I won't forget about you between the craziness, and yes, I miss the hell out of you this week. I love you.
Love,
GF
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Dear Mom,
No, I'm not ignoring you, I'm fucking AT WORK.
Seriously?
Your freaking 24-year-old daughter who has enough to do this week without being guilt-tripped!