Tell me a joke

Re: Tell me a joke

• larrygaga member

  

  December 2014

  Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was assaulted. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• teddygirl9 member

  

  December 2014

  Who is never hungry at Christmas?

   

  The turkey, he's stuffed!

  

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• larrygaga member

  

  December 2014

  Why do funerals home keep an extra chair? For Rigor Mortis to set in. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• hellosweetie1015 member

  

  December 2014

  What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and bla...

  
  

  
  

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  A penguin rolling down a hill.

  
  

  
  

  What's black and white and laughing?

  
  

  The penquin who PUSHED HIM BHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

  

  
  

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• hellosweetie1015 member

  

  December 2014

  What kind of pants does Mario wear?

  
  

  Denim denim denim.

  

  
  

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• novella1186 member

  

  December 2014

  What do you call an alligator in a vest?
  
  An investigator.
  
  Why shouldn't you go out if it's raining cats and dogs?
  
  You might step in a poodle!
  
  What did the big tomato say to the little tomato?
  
  Ketchup!
  

  

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• jenna8984 member

  

  December 2014

  Saw this on facebook today and I was dying...

  Out loud say beer can in a British accent

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Congrats- you just learned the Jamaican word for bacon. 

                                                                   

  
  

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• lovemyrunner member

  

  December 2014

  Courtesy of my former Organic Chem professor:
  
  What's green and slimy and smells like bacon?
  Kermit's fingers.
  
  Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?
  Every time she gets to 69, she gets  frog in her throat.
  

  
  
  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  December 2014

  What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

  

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