I'm getting real sick of my landlord and neighbors. First off, the neighbors are blood relatives with the landlord so literally every time anything happens they call him immediately to whine about an issue.
So when I rented this apartment, I was given one parking space. The neighbors have a lot for 3 cars, next to my one parking space. Two weeks ago the landlord put a giant fucking pile of dirt in my one parking space, left it to get snowed on and frozen over, so now even if I could plow that space I'd have a solid mass of frozen dirt still making it unusable. My roommate tried parking on the street, which led to some asshole cop pounding on our door and shouting at FI at 7:30 in the morning (And he didn't stop being an asshole to FI when FI informed him that was not his car. Because apparently when you're a cop you just have to talk to everyone like they're a criminal 24/7) When I brought this up with the landlord, he told me to have my roommate park in the 3 car lot.
Today I get a phone call at 8 in the fucking morning from the neighbor, then another one at 8:30 from the fucking landlord. But it was my work phone they were using, so I found out by listening to the voicemails when I got in, then called the landlord- my roommate parked in the wrong spot in that lot. There is assigned parking that nobody told me about, and my neighbor actually saw fit to knock on my door at 8 in the fucking morning (doorbell fell off and the landlord never fixed it, so obviously I slept through that shit) then call when I didn't respond, then call the landlord, because the car was in the wrong spot.
I feel like I'm dealing with a fucking toddler here, guys. "No, that's MY spot! I can't just park in the other two available spaces, it has to be in MY SPOT. MYYYY SPOTTTT. It totally matters who parks where in these 3 spaces that are all directly next to each other!!!!!!! I'm calling daddy to yell at you!!!!!!!!"