Lurker

ashley8918 · April 2015

littlepep said:

ashley8918 said:

climbingwife said:

TrixieJess said:
OP I too lurked for a while too to learn what the "hot topics". I have gotten some great advice from these ladies, even the so-called "mean girls". However, I have not gone out of my way to antagonise them.

Go back to Wedding Wire or Wedding Bee where I'm sure the girls are less mean.
And where they give terrible advice and tell you all your ideas are GREAT.

Please list who the mean girls are.

COULD NOT RESIST.

redoryx · April 2015

So you've been lurking here for over a year and only now have decided this is all just too much and you're never logging in again.

Mkay.

blabla89 · April 2015

ashley8918 said:

littlepep said:

ashley8918 said:

climbingwife said:

TrixieJess said:
OP I too lurked for a while too to learn what the "hot topics". I have gotten some great advice from these ladies, even the so-called "mean girls". However, I have not gone out of my way to antagonise them.

Go back to Wedding Wire or Wedding Bee where I'm sure the girls are less mean.
And where they give terrible advice and tell you all your ideas are GREAT.

Please list who the mean girls are.

COULD NOT RESIST.

All of you. Except Knottie#.

ashley8918 · April 2015

blabla89 said:

ashley8918 said:

littlepep said:

ashley8918 said:

climbingwife said:

TrixieJess said:
OP I too lurked for a while too to learn what the "hot topics". I have gotten some great advice from these ladies, even the so-called "mean girls". However, I have not gone out of my way to antagonise them.

Go back to Wedding Wire or Wedding Bee where I'm sure the girls are less mean.
And where they give terrible advice and tell you all your ideas are GREAT.

Please list who the mean girls are.

COULD NOT RESIST.

All of you. Except Knottie#.

climbingsingle · April 2015

YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

blabla89 · April 2015

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

littlepep · April 2015

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

redoryx · April 2015

littlepep said:

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

ashley8918 · April 2015

littlepep said:

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

southernbelle0915 · April 2015

redoryx said:

littlepep said:

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

It's NEVER going to happen....

ashley8918 · April 2015

southernbelle0915 said:

redoryx said:

littlepep said:

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
It's NEVER going to happen....

pinkcow13 · April 2015

Lol I needed this Monday Morning laugh.

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redoryx · April 2015

ashley8918 said:

southernbelle0915 said:

redoryx said:

littlepep said:

blabla89 said:

climbingwife said:
YOU GUYS ARE ALL MEAN GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!

(JK...this thread did not disappoint. Thank you knottie# for inciting some much needed comedy.)

STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN
It's NEVER going to happen....

YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE.

hellosweetie1015 · April 2015

Oh, well, aren't you just a peach.

I keep trying to compose a response appropriate to this thread.

I keep coming up with

and I don't want to be banned for this shit. I like TK.

Go away, OP. Please. You are the biggest chickenshit* I've ever come across. Judging a person for their life choices (qualified by the fact that their life choices do not include rape, murder, or other heinous crimes) is pretty fucking low, but not even being brave enough to OWN that you're judging that person on their life choices is even fucking lower.

Good fucking riddance. GTFO.

*Please note, for posters (and especially mods/KnotGods) not familiar with this term, that it means the cowardliest of the cowardly. I am not calling the person a literal piece of chicken shit.

amelisha · April 2015

novella1186 · April 2015

Ya know what, guys? I'm glad the OP wrote that amazing, well-worded post, because it really got to my heart. I realize that I'm a terrible mean person with no friends, and that is why my sister is a bitch to me. Well, shame on me. My whole life has been a joke until now, but from this moment on I can turn things around and completely change, thanks to the OP.

From now on when a knottie wants a honeyfund or a cash bar, I'm gonna give em a big ole hug and tell them how special and unique they are, and that their idea is full of magic and rainbows. I will never say a snarky thing again, because that's not what the internet is for. The internet is for love and puppies and validating every bad idea with kind, sugar-coated words. No more advice-giving or honesty from me, and no more trying to be helpful. Nope. From here on out it's nothing but head-pats and snowflake-coddling. Thanks so much OP! You've made a big impact today.

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

Oh hi, girl with a shit relationship with her brother and a high post count here. BRB, lemme go reconsider my life.

HAHA JK. Nice try OP. Really, thanks for the giftastic start to the morning. 'preciate it.

sarawifenow · April 2015

Well that was a good Monday morning read.

maeday2 · April 2015

Knottie1428670059 said:

Anyway, end rant. I'm never logging in here again. So delete this post, ban me, whatever. It doesn't really matter. Just had to get this off of my chest.

So, in the year and a half that you've been lurking, you haven't figured out that when you click on a member's profile it shows their last log-in time?

It doesn't look like you're doing a good job at staying away. I see you, sweetie.

lovegood90 · April 2015

So I clicked on their profile to see who the heck they are- "Last active at 10:10 am."

Yep, WE'RE the losers with no lives.

chibiyui · April 2015

littlepep · April 2015

maeday2 said:

Knottie1428670059 said:

Anyway, end rant. I'm never logging in here again. So delete this post, ban me, whatever. It doesn't really matter. Just had to get this off of my chest.
So, in the year and a half that you've been lurking, you haven't figured out that when you click on a member's profile it shows their last log-in time?

It doesn't look like you're doing a good job at staying away. I see you, sweetie.

No point in posting something this over-dramatic if you aren't going to wait around and see the responses. I'm sure Knottie# wanted to be validated by seeing just how mean we all really are.

ashley8918 · April 2015

I am super bummed that I can't continue to participate in this mean girls gif party, as I'm about to hop on a plane to California with my drug lord husband.

Byyyyyyyyyeeee friends! And knottienumbers who is still hanging around, despite her dramatic flouncing.

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

But @ashley8918 HOW?! He spent ALL your money! Did he sell your children to pay for it?

KatieinBkln · April 2015

Damn, I missed the beginning of this. Probably because I was out living my non-life, working at my non-job.

Knottie#s, you just have it all figured out. Remember, gurl--any time anyone disagrees with you, you've been attacked! Any time anyone uses sarcasm, they are a deeply angry asshole with no actual life of their own. Any time anyone shares something about their life/relationships, that is license to discard their advice.

All of which is to say, YOU DO YOU, UR TOTALLY KILLIN IT OMG LOL.

ashley8918 · April 2015

lolo883 said:
But @ashley8918 HOW?! He spent ALL your money! Did he sell your children to pay for it?

Um, duh! Because he hates them, remeber?

ohannabelle · April 2015

Oh, please. Anybody who creates a new account to tell people she's been silently lurking for a year is obviously not somebody who's been silently lurking for a year.

So, I'd give it a C for entertainment value, an F for believability. D- for originality, and would have been an F except for the drug part. Straight out fail for content credibility. It's half assed work. If you're going to troll, go balls to the wall. Point fingers. Name names. Argue, to prolong your experience of trolliness. This could have been an epic entertaining thread.

Instead, it looked like this:

Trollo the Clown. His time would be better spent twisting balloons into poodles.

(Ashley, when did your husband become a drug lord? I completely missed this.)

theartistformerlyknownas · April 2015

@ohannabelle gets a gif

ashley8918 · April 2015

ohannabelle said:
Oh, please. Anybody who creates a new account to tell people she's been silently lurking for a year is obviously not somebody who's been silently lurking for a year.

So, I'd give it a C for entertainment value, an F for believability. D- for originality, and would have been an F except for the drug part. Straight out fail for content credibility. It's half assed work. If you're going to troll, go balls to the wall. Point fingers. Name names. Argue, to prolong your experience of trolliness. This could have been an epic entertaining thread.
Instead, it looked like this:

Trollo the Clown. His time would be better spent twisting balloons into poodles.

(Ashley, when did your husband become a drug lord? I completely missed this.)

Well, sometimes he buys pot; therefore drug lord. Apparently.

Okay, for real, airport time now haha

pinkcow13 · April 2015

ashley8918 said:

ohannabelle said:
Oh, please. Anybody who creates a new account to tell people she's been silently lurking for a year is obviously not somebody who's been silently lurking for a year.

So, I'd give it a C for entertainment value, an F for believability. D- for originality, and would have been an F except for the drug part. Straight out fail for content credibility. It's half assed work. If you're going to troll, go balls to the wall. Point fingers. Name names. Argue, to prolong your experience of trolliness. This could have been an epic entertaining thread.
Instead, it looked like this:

Trollo the Clown. His time would be better spent twisting balloons into poodles.

(Ashley, when did your husband become a drug lord? I completely missed this.)
Well, sometimes he buys pot; therefore drug lord. Apparently.

Okay, for real, airport time now haha

He's practically Heisenberg!

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