Okay so most of what they are selling are in lots of 30, but I still think this is hilarious. "Oh where did you get your gown?" "Well I bought it in Atlanta but it came from Alaska by way of federal drug bust."
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/06/25/417457160/havent-found-the-gown-the-gsa-can-help-with-that