Back from a week cruising in the Caribbean. As I was sitting at the port center, waiting to be called to board the ship, the lady next to me told me that they were there to attend a cruise ship wedding.
"Oh, how nice! Is the couple paying for your cruise?"
(Sideways glance.) "Well, no. They couldn't afford that. I suppose they should have, but they are family, so we thought we had better come."
"Well, I hope you have a lovely time. I didn't know this cruise line did at sea weddings."
"Oh, they don't. The couple was married two months ago in Canada, but this is their real wedding."
"Well, I hope you enjoy your cruise."
Aren't you proud of me? I bit my tongue.