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labro · August 2016

Y'all know what to do!

Dear Dreams,

When I dream about getting to own and ride horses, why can't you be real?

Love,
Horse crazy girl for life

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Dear H,

When I vent to your or express that I'm upset about something outside of your control you don't have to fix it. Just listen. Sometimes I just want to be crabby and venty and unhappy for a few minutes. I just want you to listen and agree with me and tell me it will all work out the way we want it to.

I love you!
Wife

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Dear NEY,

Seriously now, where IS everyone? I know @Swazzle has her log-in issues and she's on vacation starting TODAY, but it's been weirdly slow around here for too long. What's the deal?

Someone start a fight or something.

Hugs and mouthkisses!
LaBro

[Deleted User] · August 2016

Dear Maddux,

I don't want to leave the door open so you can stay outside all day long because then all the flies come in. MAKE UP YOUR MIND! You go outside you pee/poop then you come inside. No outside forever.

Love,
Your mommy who hates bugs

Dear Callie,

EEEEKKKKK I love watching you walk!!!!! Please do it more! Also I'm sorry the terrible storms have woken you up twice this week. It sucks and I don't get to sleep either. Go away storms!

Love,
Mommy

Dear Etsy,

SEND ME ALL MY THINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love,
Crazy BSC party planner

labro · August 2016

@TwoDimes You can't quit us because @southernpeach89 and I are here!!!

@southernpeach89 OMGGGGGGGGGG please take more videos of Callie walking! I'm so sad I'm missing out on this stuff. Hopefully tonight you both get some sleep!

SERIOUSLY don't get why money trees aren't real yet.

Peaseblossom55 · August 2016

Dear NEY,

I

you all so so much. I hate that I can't play at work anymore.

peaseblossom55

H,
You are so wonderful, supportive. I love you more and more every day. I can't imagine life without you.

Me

Duck,

I love you so much, even when you are kicking me in the hip at 2am. Please hang in there for another 20 weeks. I love you so much.

mommy

Dear Anneliese and Maggie,
I love you and miss you so much. It's almost been 1 year Anneliese, I bought your candle and everything to bake your cake next week.

mommy

Dear money tree,

I'd like one of you too, we have plenty of yard space for 2-3. I promise I will share.

Me

Dear everything bagel and cream cheese,

You are so so good. :-)

minskat30 · August 2016

Dear NEY,

It has been too quiet lately. I'm contributing as much as Ani lets me, I promise. She's getting better about being put down so I anticipate it will get better from here on out.

Minskat

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Dear @labro @twodimes

Squeeeee!!! I'm so excited for your visit. I think about it every day.

Lady who can't wait to hug you and give you both all the wine.

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Dear Ani,

I adore you. I adore your smile, I adore your eyes, I even adore you when you wake me up at 3 am every morning and won't nap. Seriously, you are perfect to me.

Mommy

AlPacina · August 2016

Dear @labro,

Hopefully everyone is off doing fun summer things. And a couple people have new jobs, I know. And then new babies. It's sad, but maybe we should start trying to find ways to snare some newbs!

Dear @TwoDimes,

You want to quit us?!?!?!?!?!?!? SCHWAAAAAAAAAATHEFUCK.

Dear @southernpeach89,

I'm mad at Etsy right now because this present I've been stalking and wanting to buy for my mom for a year was not only gone when I tried to find it last week, but the entire shop was gone! So depressing. I hope your stuff shows up soon!!

Dear @peaseblossom55,

I'm sad you can't play at work too, but I'm so glad you're here when you do stop by!

Dear @swazzle,

It's not the same without you! Quit your job so we can have you back! . . Still loving the taffy. And it's ALL MINE!

Dear @GoldenPenguin and @eilis1228,

Now you call me amoral, a dangerous disgrace. If you have something to say, name a time and place. Face to face.

I have the honor to be your obedient servant,

A. Pac.

Dear @CocoBellaF,

I really wish you would come back and AW your baby! I want to know how you're doing!

Dear @untouchablets,

I hope your new job is going fabulously! You don't send me enough dog pictures, considering you're around them all the time. Fix this immediately.

Dear person who's going to email me about my new job,

HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

jenna8984 · August 2016

Dear Aden & Anias,
You should make your pricey swaddles in dark colors because they are all white with designs and baby poop stains don't come out of them. Grrr.
Signed- one down 5 to go

Dear NEY,
Demanding baby doesn't give me much time to post but I hope it picks back up around here soon!!
Signed- be back full time in 8 weeks

labro · August 2016

@minskat30 I hope you're buying A LOT of wine.

And of course champagne and OJ for mimosas!!!

labro · August 2016

@jenna8984 Are you soaking the blankets for awhile before washing? Soaking them in a little detergent and a bucket of water could help to lift the stains a bit before washing. Those Aiden + Anais blankets are too cute to be poop stained forever!

@peaseblossom55 I wish you were able to come play when you go back to work. I'm sending you every vibe in the world for Duck!

That everything bagel and cc sounds incredible right now!

KeptInStitches · August 2016

Dear house,

I know what's going to break next. I'm pleading with you to hold off because H hasn't called me, the HVAC tech is there, and I'm reasonably certain today ends with a new air conditioner. Can I teach for part of the semester first to replenish the emergency fund I will be tapping today?

Signed,
Homeowner

labro · August 2016

@KeptInStitches Ugh that sucks but I promise that a new A/C will be awesome! Hopefully you can get a more efficient model and your monthly bills will go down and you'll be able to rebuild your e-fund faster. Besides, shit like this is why we have e-funds!

[Deleted User] · August 2016

labro said:

@jenna8984 Are you soaking the blankets for awhile before washing? Soaking them in a little detergent and a bucket of water could help to lift the stains a bit before washing. Those Aiden + Anais blankets are too cute to be poop stained forever!

@peaseblossom55 I wish you were able to come play when you go back to work. I'm sending you every vibe in the world for Duck!

That everything bagel and cc sounds incredible right now!

This. I swear if I soaked anything that Callie pooped/ puked/ got food on for a day and then wash it the following day, the stains would be almost non existent. You would just have to do it quickly enough so that the stain doesn't set in.

jenna8984 · August 2016

southernpeach89 said:

labro said:

@jenna8984 Are you soaking the blankets for awhile before washing? Soaking them in a little detergent and a bucket of water could help to lift the stains a bit before washing. Those Aiden + Anais blankets are too cute to be poop stained forever!

@peaseblossom55 I wish you were able to come play when you go back to work. I'm sending you every vibe in the world for Duck!

That everything bagel and cc sounds incredible right now!

This. I swear if I soaked anything that Callie pooped/ puked/ got food on for a day and then wash it the following day, the stains would be almost non existent. You would just have to do it quickly enough so that the stain doesn't set in.

Next time I will. I had brought it to the tub and tried to rinse with just water but then I wrong it out and left it for 2 days. Oops

[Deleted User] · August 2016

LOL @jenna8984 Unfortunately we can't save everything. I've had to get rid of a onesie or two because of unfortunate poopsplosions and food stains...just wait until you start feeding solids...the mess goes up times a million.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

Dear NEY,

Daily chitchat is fine, but we need to do something to lure in some lurkers. What, I have no idea. Who is creative?

Love, Speakeasy

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Dear BF,

I love how excited you are for your friends. So much that you dropped everything to go to the hospital this morning to meet the newest member of our group. At least you bribed me with food so I couldn't be mad for you meeting her without me. (BTW the watermelon feta salad from Panera is delicious).

Love you always, you're no longer hungry GF

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Dear Baby G,

I can't wait to meet you!

Love, Aunt Speakeasy!

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Dear @Peaseblossom55 ,

Thinking of you everyday and sending lots of hugs your way!

Love, Speakeasy

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Dear Intern,

Image: http://memeshappen.com/media/created/If-I-could-get-you-to--Stop-being-stupid-that-would-be-great-yeah-meme-6210.jpg

Two more days left.
Signed, annoyed boss who was voluntold to take you on this summer

KeptInStitches · August 2016

Dear A/C,

Thank you for breaking in the relatively cheap way (melted wire) rather than the I-need-a-new-A/C-way (compressor) that you probably should have done.

Signed,
Grateful Homeowner

eilis1228 · August 2016

My dearest, @AlPacina
just you wait, just you wait.

Your Obedient Servant,
e.1228

Dear NEY,
i miss you so much!

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