So I'm in a small coffeehouse working on my teacher certification. I have my headphones on listening to the audio of the course. There are only 3 customers in here - another woman studying silently, me, and a guy having a long conference call. He's speaking at full volume (and the acoustics do not help). The only thing you can hear (literally) is the soft Sinatra-esque music in the background and this guy having a conference call about a podcast.
I'm tempted to sit next to him and call my ob-gyn to discuss my pap results.