I sort of put my foot in my mouth in a mommy group I'm in.
Someone said their toddler daughter was a "miniature bride" in a wedding because the bride isn't having flower girls and wanted to know where to find a dress that small.
So I sort of said:
"lol. That isn't a thing.
And not only is it not a thing, it's a very creepy sounding not-a-thing.
Child brides. yikes.
cousin knows that a flower girl doesn't HAVE to drop petals and stuff
right? She can just hold a flower or basket or fan or anything and still
be a "flower girl" and not sound like some sort of sacrifice to a
She did not appreciate my unsolicited snark.
But now I'm wondering... IS it a thing? Maybe just not in my particular social circle?