Actually posted on the sign for the legion by my house:
Jane's Wedding
John's Funeral
I mean, I'm sure the couple were okay with it, hell it was probaby their idea, but have we not moved forward enough as a society that we can kill the whole 'dragging the man to the altar' routine. It's just not that funny anymore and to me it kind of disrespects the whole idea of this union between two people who love each other and equally want to commit to that idea.
Maybe I just need a glass of wine.