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Recommending my go to paranormal romance novelist- Jeaniene Frost and the Night Huntress series. There's actually a plot in the books, the protagonist is a butt kicking half vampire woman, and in one of the novels, the male lead (a vampire) actually says "Ask me if I sparkle, and I will kill you where you stand." LOVE IT.Linky below is for the chronological order of the books.Another better option for massively detailed sex scenes amidst an actual story, with lots of BDSM? Jacqueline Carey's Kushiel series (legacy and scion); the Naamah trilogy does not have BDSM, but still gratuitous sex.
And here I thought by the title you meant it was a popular hooters girl to stand at the guest book...
And then just imagine the moment someone picks up a knife and starts cutting into these. That would be a fucking kodak moment.I would bust out a katana for the "baby" style cakes. Because my friends and I are crazy like that. It's the only thing that could top my "children are a meal option " mishap. For my friends, because I'm evil, I'd insist on a strawberry or raspberry filling. Then over fill it so the thing "spurts blood".
Sending evil chipmunk to bed with cookies and a coloring book....
This deserves a metal chicken randomly launching glitter bombs and the offending couple.
I think Caitlyn could give her stepdaughter Kim a few tips on classy dressing and looking tastefully sexy in photo spreads without a nip or a vag hanging out. But I'm a prude like that ;-)