Morning Cocoa Puffs,
c'mon and shame the devil.
Dear vagrant/neighbor/nomad
How much of a trifling muffucah does life require you to be to steal a $12 trash can? Thing is is this, if you'dve told me you had a need, more than likely, I'dve simply let you have it, but bro, you messed up your zhjou-zhjou at Christmas. It's beyond me.
Signed,
Jesusisonthemainlineplease,justtellhimwhatchuwant.
dang.