Help fill in the blanks

hlvonb

Hey. So my Maid of Honor told me what she has up her sleeve for my bachelorette party but she left out some words. I want to fill in the blanks but I need some help. Lol

I know that one of the blanks is penis. That's all she will tell me....

"Well ur gonna be wearing --------- and u have to carry ------- and ----- around with u all night. Also everyone will have ------ ------..... Lol"

CLI242009

1) white
2) condoms
3) lube
4) penis
5) hats? straws? bag?

that's all I got xD

bride2b71614

A couple of questions: Have you attended bachelorette parties with your MOH prior to yours? If so, what aspects did she seem to enjoy most? Where were the parties held? Were there games played? The reason I ask is because her ideas may have stemmed from past parties. You also have to consider that she may have given you the word penis as a false clue...

Personally, I would  ask her to re-text the original statement using a or an in front of the blanks (if she'll answer/be willing to do that).  

So it would look like this: "Well ur gonna be wearing (a/an)...and you have to carry (a/an)....and (a/an) ...around with you all night. Also everyone will have (a/an) ...lol."

My current guess for a raunchy version would be: Well ur gonna be wearing (a veil/boa/or sash aka the stereotypical bride bachelorette items), and you have to carry (a penis shaped something) and (a drink) around with u all night. Also everyone will have (penis shaped somethings/dollar bills for the stripper/credit cards for the tab/or cameras).....lol.

My current guess for a clean version: Well ur gonna be wearing (a veil), and you will have to carry (a feathered boa) and (a bride to be sash) with u all night. Also everyone will have (cameras to record the event)...lol

hlvonb

CLI242009 said:

1) white
2) condoms
3) lube
4) penis
5) hats? straws? bag?

that's all I got xD

@CLI242009

Lol. Thanks!

hlvonb

bride2b71614 said:

A couple of questions: Have you attended bachelorette parties with your MOH prior to yours? No I haven't but I have seen a couple pictures of other parties she attended and all I really remember is her having a penis straw in her mouth. If so, what aspects did she seem to enjoy most? Where were the parties held? Not sure Were there games played? Not sure The reason I ask is because her ideas may have stemmed from past parties. You also have to consider that she may have given you the word penis as a false clue... I thought that too so I told her I didn't believe her (jokingly) and she said that 1 of the words was penis and that she wasn't giving me any more clues. Lol.

Personally, I would  ask her to re-text the original statement using a or an in front of the blanks (if she'll answer/be willing to do that).  

So it would look like this: "Well ur gonna be wearing (a/an)...and you have to carry (a/an)....and (a/an) ...around with you all night. Also everyone will have (a/an) ...lol."

My current guess for a raunchy version would be: Well ur gonna be wearing (a veil/boa/or sash aka the stereotypical bride bachelorette items), and you have to carry (a penis shaped something) and (a drink) around with u all night. Also everyone will have (penis shaped somethings/dollar bills for the stripper/credit cards for the tab/or cameras).....lol.

My current guess for a clean version: Well ur gonna be wearing (a veil), and you will have to carry (a feathered boa) and (a bride to be sash) with u all night. Also everyone will have (cameras to record the event)...lol

@bride2b71614

See my answers to questions in blue above as well as my response too.

My raunchy version was: Wearing a tiara carrying a penis and balls and that people would have to lick them. Lol. It was also like 3 AM when I thought of this. 

kerbohl

I think it will be . . . "ur gonna be wearing [a veil] and u have to carry [a penis] and [handcuffs] around with u all night. Also everyone will have [jello shooters]..... Lol"

I could have fun with this though and put random things in that make no sense, but I will refrain.