I work in news.
Overheard on the scanner just now: "We're responding to reports of a man wandering around with his penis hanging out."
Y'all, I'm in Central PA. It's, like 26 degrees outside with a windchill that feels like it's in the teens. I'm assuming he's doing this for show, but it seems awfully cold (and stupid: cold = shrinkage) to be wandering around with your tallywhacker hanging out for all the world to see.
I'm gonna go with 'not my circus, not my monkeys.'