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I'm a klutz

So I tripped over my own shoes and hit my head on my counter in the kitchen. So I now have a black eye. What does this have to do with anything? Nothing. I just can't believe I did it. Lol

Re: I'm a klutz

  • All three black eyes I've had in my life I've given to myself. Ha.
  • Oh my gosh! I totally know the feeling. Last weekend I fell UP the stairs! 
    Hope your black eye clears up soon!
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  • I was just telling my fiance last night that every so often, I have a few days where I am EXTREMELY clumsy. Last night, I tripped over my own feet walking into the bathroom. Luckily, I was just able to catch my balance before smacking my head on the shelf in there!
  • Lol. Glad to know I'm not alone. I feel like a complete idiot sometimes. Hahaha. @JCBride2014 those were too funny.
  • I can't tell you how many times I have broken toes by running into the ottoman. It's in the same damn place, I just misjudge the distance. Eesh.
  • Your not alone FI has considered putting me in a bubble. I have zero coordination and have a new bruise, cut, or skinned knee every few days
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  • Much better then the black eye our dog gave me. Lol not to mention days before my FIs cousions wedding
  • I fell UP the stairs too! At work... in front of my clients... it was awesome -.-
  • I never consider myself to be a klutz until I stop to think about it. I've had 7 concussions and a broken tailbone, all because of me being klutzy (and usually involving stairs). My dad keeps telling me that I'm either getting a football helmet or a bubble as my next birthday gift.


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  • My dog gave me a black eye just a few weeks ago!  I was leaning over to pick up a pile of stuff in the dark and BAM! right into his skull.
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  • When my cat was a kitten I was getting out of the shower and he was in the bathroom waiting for me to get out of the shower. He then jumped up and dig his claws into my bare legs and slipped down leaving huge scratch marks. Lol. The things we put up with for our fur babies.
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    NavyBlue143 said: I can't tell you how many times I have broken toes by running into the ottoman. It's in the same damn place, I just misjudge the distance. Eesh. I often describe myself as "spatially challenged" as  I'm constantly running into/tripping over things that have NEVER MOVED

    I also have a tendency to randomly throw (read: drop, chuck, tip, spill) things...a fork across the restaurant on our first date, a plate of food across a living room at a Christmas party and frequently drinks on myself. Grace is NOT my middle name.

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  • All three black eyes I've had in my life I've given to myself. Ha.
    Ditto! I've also managed to burn the back of my elbow with a curling iron, fall over constantly even when I'm just standing still, and god help me when I have to live in a house with stairs again (fall down AND up the stairs constantly). The worst falling down the stairs story I have was outside of an LL Bean right before Christmas. I was in a hurry, flew down the huge set of stairs outside the building, was going too fast when I stepped off the curb and went flying across the parking lot on my stomach. My shoes flew off my feet and about three people put their cars in park and got out to see if I was ok. I was fine (albeit with number of huge bruises and scraps) but my pride certainly took a beating.
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