because we are leaving for FL tomorrow, and his suitcase has twice as much stuff as mine. He actually had to ask me to put his toiletries bag in my suitcase because he doesn't have room, even with the extra zippers expanded! And yes, we have identical suitcases. He got all embarrassed about it and said it was because he couldn't decide which tee shirts to bring, so he brought a bunch.
But did you guys hear me say FLORIDA? FLORIDA!!! It was about 19 degrees here this morning on my way to school... in just 15 hours we will be enjoying sunny, warm weather. I need to get out of this polar vortex that is the Northeast.
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."